[Illustration] AN APOLOGY FOR IDLERS [Illustration] ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON AN APOLOGY FOR IDLERS AND OTHER ESSAYS [Illustration] PORTLAND MAINE THOMAS B MOSHER MDCCCCXVI FIRST EDITION, OCTOBER, 1905 SECOND EDITION, SEPTEMBER, 1908 THIRD EDITION, SEPTEMBER, 1916 [Illustration] CONTENTS PAGE AN APOLOGY FOR IDLERS 9 EL DORADO 35 THE ENGLISH ADMIRALS 45 CHILD’S PLAY 77 [Illustration] [Illustration] AN APOLOGY FOR IDLERS [Illustration] [Illustration] AN APOLOGY FOR IDLERS Just now, when every one is bound, under pain of a decree in absence convicting them of _lèse_-respectability, to enter on some lucrative profession, and labour therein with something not far short of enthusiasm, a cry from the opposite party who are content when they have enough, and like to look on and enjoy in the meanwhile, savours a little of bravado and gasconade. And yet this should not be. Idleness so called, which does not consist in doing nothing, but in doing a great deal not recognised in the dogmatic formularies of the ruling class, has as good a right to state its position as industry itself. It is admitted that the presence of people who refuse to enter in the great handicap race for sixpenny pieces, is at once an insult and a disenchantment for those who do. A fine fellow (as we see so many) takes his determination, votes for the sixpences, and in the emphatic Americanism, “goes for” them. And while such an one is ploughing distressfully up the road, it is not hard to understand his resentment, when he perceives cool persons in the meadows by the wayside, lying with a handkerchief over their ears and a glass at their elbow. Alexander is touched in a very delicate place by the disregard of Diogenes. Where was the glory of having taken Rome for these tumultuous barbarians, who poured into the Senate house, and found the Fathers sitting silent and unmoved by their success? It is a sore thing to have laboured along and scaled the arduous hilltops, and when all is done, find humanity indifferent to your achievement. Hence physicists condemn the unphysical; financiers have only a superficial toleration for those who know little of stocks; literary persons despise the unlettered; and people of all pursuits combine to disparage those who have none.