An apology for idlers, and other essaysStevenson, Robert Louis
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An apology for idlers, and other essays
Stevenson, Robert Louis
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In the child’s world of dim sensation, play is all in all. “Making
believe” is the gist of his whole life, and he cannot so much as take a
walk except in character. I could not learn my alphabet without some
suitable _mise-en-scène_, and had to act a business man in an office
before I could sit down to my book. Will you kindly question your
memory, and find out how much you did, work or pleasure, in good faith
and soberness, and for how much you had to cheat yourself with some
invention? I remember, as though it were yesterday, the expansion of
spirit, the dignity and self-reliance, that came with a pair of
mustachios in burnt cork, even when there was none to see. Children are
even content to forego what we call the realities, and prefer the shadow
to the substance. When they might be speaking intelligibly together,
they chatter senseless gibberish by the hour, and are quite happy
because they are making believe to speak French. I have said already
how even the imperious appetite of hunger suffers itself to be gulled
and led by the nose with the fag-end of an old song. And it goes deeper
than this: when children are together even a meal is felt as an
interruption in the business of life; and they must find some
imaginative sanction, and tell themselves some sort of story, to account
for, to colour, to render entertaining, the simple processes of eating
and drinking. What wonderful fancies I have heard evolved out of the
pattern upon tea-cups!--from which there followed a code of rules and a
whole world of excitement, until tea-drinking began to take rank as a
game. When my cousin and I took our porridge of a morning, we had a
device to enliven the course of the meal. He ate his with sugar, and
explained it to be a country continually buried under snow. I took mine
with milk, and explained it to be a country suffering gradual
inundation. You can imagine us exchanging bulletins; how here was an
island still unsubmerged, here a valley not yet covered with snow; what
inventions were made; how his population lived in cabins on perches and
travelled on stilts, and how mine was always in boats; how the interest
grew furious, as the last corner of safe ground was cut off on all sides
and grew smaller every moment; and how, in fine, the food was of
altogether secondary importance, and might even have been nauseous, so
long as we seasoned it with these dreams. But perhaps the most exciting
moments I ever had over a meal, were in the case of calves’ feet jelly.
It was hardly possible not to believe--and you may be sure, so far from
trying, I did all I could to favour the illusion--that some part of it
was hollow, and that sooner or later my spoon would lay open the secret
tabernacle of the golden rock. There, might some miniature _Red Beard_
await his hour; there, might one find the treasures of the _Forty
Thieves_, and bewildered Cassim beating about the walls. And so I
quarried on slowly, with bated breath, savouring the interest. Believe
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