English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
The fashionable epidemic prevailing at the time was mumps. The
stricken and the suspect were herded in separate enclosures between
decks, segregated by canvas screens hung from the beams overhead to
the deck. The migratory mump germs probably found the canvas screens
less of an obstacle to freedom than their victims, and to these,
doomed to the confines of a hammock, the time passed with leaden
slowness. Even the novelty of contemplating in a mirror the
unfamiliar distortion of one's jowl palled after a bit. "Dracula," a
much-thumbed and germ-impregnated volume, circulated from hammock to
hammock until even Bram Stoker's vampires failed to stir the pulse.
Meals, reduced to proportions in themselves an insult, did little to
break the monotony, and the hour arrived when Satan, on the look-out
for idle hands, must have found his task what a later generation
would have called a "cinch."
It was the custom, when visitations of this nature descended upon the
cadets, for a sick-berth steward to be banished into exile with the
stricken. The job can have been no sinecure, although germs ignored
the individual in question with as great indifference as bees display
towards an apiarist. Frequent sojourns in the camps of the afflicted
had soured the temper of this sick-berth steward and warped a nature
that can at no time have been a sunny one. As a ministering angel
his appearance was not æsthetic; he was a ponderous fellow, with a
neck that ran to creases at the back and appeared to undulate
imperceptibly into his bullet head. In fact, it was difficult to say
where neck ended and head began. His eyes were small and furtive;
his nose a button; Nature, in a well-meaning attempt to balance
matters, had given him enormous ears set at right angles to his head.
It was this peculiarity that earned him the title of "Windsails," a
name by which he was universally known among the cadets, and to
which, curiously enough, he answered without resentment.
Now, it happened that one of the victims of the mump scourge was a
certain cadet whom, for purposes of this reminiscence, we will call
Day. As events transpired, he was not long destined to wear the
King's uniform, but passed a few years afterwards to a walk of life
whose ethics obeyed a less trammelled code than that of the Royal
Navy.
In worldly knowledge, ingenuity of mind, and humour of a certain
standard, he was far in advance of his years. Possessed of a
cold-blooded courage, utterly indifferent to consequences, he was an
unfaltering ringleader in a "rux." In fact, it was this last quality
that made for such popularity as he commanded. No one really liked
him, but there were a good many who held him in half-grudging
admiration, and so passed under an influence not wholly to the good,
but dominated by his personality and controlled by a glib and bitter
tongue.
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