English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Boredom hit him harder than the more placid temperaments; they might
be provoked to mischief thereby, but in the soul of Day it roused a
very devil of perversity. Finally, one evening when the slender
evidences of the last meal had been removed, and life became a blank
without outlook or hope, Day broached his scheme to half a dozen of
his languid fellow-patients who lounged round the open gun-port
watching the afterglow dying in the western sky.
"I vote we cut Windsails down when he's snoring in his hammock
to-night," he said in his slow, meditative drawl. Windsails slept at
night in a hammock slung a little forward of his charges, and the
sound of his snoring compared favourably with what one can imagine of
the roaring of the Bulls of Bashan.
There was an aghast silence. The very tone in which Day propounded
such a stupendous outrage was sufficient in itself to compel their
admiration.
"I can reach the foot of his hammock lanyard where it's made fast to
the beam, from my hammock," he went on, with a thoughtful smile on
his thin lips. "I can reach it with my razor." It was in keeping
with other characteristics that he should possess a razor, although
the need for it was not apparent on his smooth cheeks.
"We shall all be run in," objected a faint-heart. "Heaven only knows
what we'd get for cutting down a sick-berth steward. A 'bimming,' as
likely as not." Perhaps some dim shadow of the Hague Convention
floated through the speaker's mind.
Day eyed him contemptuously. "Why should anyone be run in? He'd
never suspect. They'd think his lanyard broke 'cos it was rotten.
Windsails weighs about a ton."
"But suppose they ask us point-blank if we know anything about it?"
"Why, then we should have to tell a lie--a thundering big one--and
stick to it." He mused with his agate-coloured eyes on the far-off
hills turning dark against the quiet sky. "'Course, you fellows
needn't know anything about it. You can shut your eyes when you hear
Windsails start snoring, and keep 'em shut. Then you couldn't
actually swear who did it." His smile was, somehow, never quite
boyish. "D'you see?"
Something like relief spread over the faces of the conspirators.
Assuredly this was a master-mind.
"It 'ud have to be done in a wily way," said one, revolving the
possibilities of the coup with reviving courage. Given this loophole
for the conscience the monstrous proposal assumed an alluring aspect.
"Make the lanyard look sort of frayed.... Windsails told me there
weren't any letters for me yesterday," he added inconsequently, "and
there were two. He was just too jolly lazy to get 'em."
"He found my cigarettes where I'd hidden 'em--in my boots,"
supplemented another, "and collared 'em. Said I could either give
'em to him or be run in." He brooded darkly. "Serve him jolly well
right!" For the moment he almost persuaded himself that the affair
was in the nature of a punitive reprisal.
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