English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"Rather!" exclaimed Cornelius James, all his martial instincts
aroused by the reference to man-eaters, but quite at a loss as to
what was expected of him.
"Course we'll help," echoed Georgina, with something nearer
comprehension.
"Well, then, you must just pretend I'm your father."
"What fun!" cried Jane, and they rose as the door opened and the
Misses Smedley stood, somewhat taken aback, on the threshold.
"How d'you do," said Graeme advancing. "I hope you don't mind a
schoolroom tea round the dining-table, but the fact is, I--when the
children are here--we always have tea together."
The Misses Smedley bowed confusedly to Miss Mayne.
"We won't stop, ta fearfully all the same--we only wanted to ask you
to act in some theatricals," said Josephine; "they're next week, and
we're in a tearing hurry. Think it over and let us know as soon as
you can."
"_I_," said Graeme. "Do you mean you want _me_ to act?" He turned
to the party round the table. "Children, can you imagine your father
acting in amateur theatricals?"
The response was an outburst of unbridled merriment, in course of
which Cornelius James, seated next to Miss Mayne, upset his teacup.
The Misses Smedley took advantage of the ensuing confusion to beat a
retreat.
"Well," said Alicia, "we just popped in on the off-chance you would,
don't you know, being next-door neighbours, and all that kind of
thing. Now we must fly off and beat up someone else." Her insolent
eyes roved round the table. She appeared to be preoccupied with some
mental arithmetical calculation.
"Won't you have some tea first?" said Miss Mayne. The instant she
had spoken she regretted it, but the intimacy of the afternoon, the
feeling of knowing almost as much about the house and its contents as
the owners, perhaps some faint promptings of loyalty to her sex,
produced a spontaneous offer of hospitality that she knew was not
hers to make.
"No, thanks really," said Josephine, already in retreat. "We haven't
time now. Good-bye, and do try to persuade your husband to help us
with these wretched theatricals."
Graeme and Miss Mayne stared blankly at each other. Through the open
window came the sound of a car being cranked furiously.
The children's faces were eyeing their elders as if uncertain how to
take this unexpected turn of events.
"They don't really eat men, do they?" said the awed voice of
Cornelius James.
"You don't honestly think----" began Miss Mayne, her colour once more
supplanting her smile. "Oh, couldn't you tell them--run out and say
I--we----"
Graeme hastened after the visitors with belated promptings of
conscience and the laws of hospitality, but before he reached the
hall the splutter of gravel and the hum of the engine told the
listeners in the dining-room he was too late.
"He's waving good-bye," said Alicia, as the car swerved and rocked
down the avenue, looking back and brandishing her gloves.
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