English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Of course, as the time drew near, and we had rehearsed and drilled to
the last gasp of preparedness, others were added to the complement.
We had a Padre, a bullet-headed athlete, who before the war was the
parson of a roaring miners' camp in the North. Not the wife-beater's
terror of the Sunday periodicals to look at, though--a quiet,
friendly little chap, with a way of blinking when he talked, as
though the sun was in his eyes. But one night in the Mess when we
were having a scrap to keep our spirits up and help our digestions,
he picked me up and threw my twelve stone about like a rag doll.
Jock Macrae was our P.M.O., with two assistants fresh from some
hospital. For a man who was no despiser of whisky he had the most
iron nerve and steadiest hand of any "butcher" I've met. I have
wondered since how many torn and bloody bundles of humanity owe their
lives to his imperturbable pluck and skill. He brought a banjo with
him, and night after night he would sit cross-legged on the deck,
plucking at the catgut with those long surgical fingers of his, and
sing old Jacobean ballads to the moon.
The blockships were moored not far away from us, and we organised
concerts and dinners that will always remain vivid in my memory as
the gayest entertainments of the kind I have ever participated in.
I saw little of Mouldy or Milsom during the training period. The
former was coaching his braves in the gentle art of demolishing
things ashore at the Base, and the latter was at Headquarters
introducing his band of warriors to the inner mysteries of
bomb-throwing, flame projecting, and similar cults. Once or twice I
went over to confer with them separately, and found that, by a
curious succession of accidents, they had never met each other.
"Went over twice to see that Marine bloke," grumbled Mouldy, seated
on a case of explosives and measuring off some fuse, "and blowed if
he wasn't in Town each time, havin' a frolic; an' here are we
sweatin' our guts out..." He launched into a brief description of
the activities of his disciples during the past month.
Milsom had a similar grievance. "What's the bird's name--the
demobilisation expert?" he inquired. "Jakes? Well, I went over to
look him up t'other day; I've never met him, and I thought that, as
we were going over the bags together, we might meet and have a
chin-wag. Of course, the day I chose to toil over to the Base he had
gone afloat to try some experiments somewhere, so I came back none
the wiser."
"You'll meet as soon as they transfer the forces on board us," I said.
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