An Englishwoman's adventures in the German linesLloyd, Ann Gladys
History
An Englishwoman's adventures in the German lines
Lloyd, Ann Gladys
World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives
I demur. Any change will only mean out of the frying-pan into the fire.
We may be slaughtered en route or arrested as spies. While I hesitate
Madame la Précepteur rushes over attired as for a journey, carrying the
little Germaine in cloak and bonnet. She is followed by Victor, dressed
in sailor clothes. Their belongings are tied up in a large bag.
“The inn will have to be kept open or it will be sacked,” I say. “I
think I will stay here, Madame.”
Mdlle Irma links her arm in mine and voices her determination to stay
too.
The others are just about to take their seats in the great rambling
vehicle when M. le Précepteur comes running across the road, white
faced and agitated.
“They have caught a postman,” he says, “and torn up and scattered his
letters over the forest.”
No need to ask who “they” are!
“Another postman has escaped by throwing his bicycle down by the
roadside and plunging into the heart of the woods.”
No one seems to know whether the first man was killed, though rumour
surmises he is injured. The point is, these encounters take place on
the very road the _malle-poste_ has to traverse.
Afraid to stay, afraid to go, poor Madame Job is in a sad plight.
Finally the huge washing-basket with its moorings of cord is safely
transferred to the cemented kitchen floor. The Précepteur, his wife and
children, the Job-Lepouses and numerous villagers who had turned in to
bid them good-bye, have a kind of second breakfast of black bread and
coffee round that inevitable big black stove which I always, in my own
mind, call “the peasants’” friend.
WHAT THE UHLANS THINK
A furious fight is going on in the village street. Fists and tongues
striving to outdo each other. _Les Prussiens_, of course. I think if
the earth opened and swallowed us up we should at once attribute it
to German atrocities! But this time the aubergiste is cuffing the
picturesque poacher for something that gentleman has done.
“Brave garçon,” sneers a passer-by.
“Malain,” retorts the poacher fiercely.
The peasants fling themselves on the malcontents and proclaim a truce.
They argue rightly that only fools quarrel in war-time.
Truth will out. There is method in the aubergiste’s madness. The
poacher has confessed that he was responsible for our recent danger.
Yesterday, it seems, he shot at a hare in the woods three miles away.
A slender thread of evidence on which to convict us of treason, but
apparently any excuse is sufficient for these arrogant Germans.
I add my voice to the storm of eloquent advice, “Tickle trout, trap
hares, lay night-lines, make use of any and every device known to the
poaching mind, but _do not shoot_.”
The culprit slinks meekly round the corner, still puffing at his
curved-stem pipe. But I think he has learnt his lesson and will not be
seen on the hills for some time to come....
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