An Englishwoman's adventures in the German linesLloyd, Ann Gladys
History
An Englishwoman's adventures in the German lines
Lloyd, Ann Gladys
World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives
Boom—boom—boom! It has been going on all day and all night, for the
last three days and nights—that horrible cannon at Liège. Madame Job
can hardly drag herself down this morning. She feels that each sound
may mean the annihilation of her dear Albert. Mlle Irma is crying
gently too. My soup is decidedly watery and my omelette impossible.
C’est la guerre!
A straggling procession of women visits the inn. Most of them have
baskets. They have walked many miles in the burning heat. They need
bread. Alas! Albert in the fort there below has other things than
baking to think about. Besides, there is very little flour. Only just
enough for M. le Directeur, the château on the hill and ourselves.
Madame Job stands out in the street and wrinkles her forehead at the
sight of the familiar words, “Boulangerie Lepouse.” She does not mind
the villagers, but suppose the dreaded Uhlans interpret the sign.
What will happen to those six black loaves so snugly concealed in the
postmaster’s cupboard? M. Alfred mounts a ladder and sploshes out the
offending letters till nothing but a few black smudges and a hooded
cart in the backyard tell of their once thriving trade in bread.
FICTION _v._ FACT
We have had no Prussians in the village for quite four-and-twenty
hours, so the peasants are becoming almost their normal selves. We walk
freely about the street and dare to laugh. Laughter is a rare sound in
Manhay these days. We even affect to despise the Germans for not coming
on in greater numbers.
“Nous avons vu les échantillons, mais où sont les marchandises?” (We
have seen the samples, but where are the goods?) asks one village wit.
M. Floribert puts his tongue in his cheek and says the Walloon
equivalent of “let ’em all come.”
René and Victor are showing their contempt for the foe by lassoing
imaginary Prussians up and down the street, René as usual acting the
unfortunate Teuton who is lassoed, hanged, decapitated, in whirlwind
fashion, turn by turn.
A group of women sit out under the shady trees in the orchard and talk
together as they mend their socks. Some of the older men stroll over
to us and spin yarns. An Ardennois legend is spoken of. Anyone could
weave a legend round a spider’s web in the Ardennes. But legend-making
is really rather out of fashion. Instead we have become military
experts in minutiæ. We splay our fingers convincingly upon our tattered
maps and say here ... and here ... are the English, there ... there ...
and there are the French. They will advance so, and the Germans will
retreat so ... until our audience fades away from sheer boredom and we
are left to strategise alone.
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