April Fools' Day -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Love stories
"Good gracious!" Uncle Julius interrupted, "what's come over the
boy? 'Miss,' indeed! Didn't I tell you that this is my old
godmother's own daughter's stepdaughter? 'Miss!' Her name is
Nette."
"Ah," said Antony.
"And his," continued Uncle Julius, with a flip of his finger at his
nephew and a wink at the young lady, "is Tony. Let's have no
formality among chicks of your age. No, no; Tony's his name."
"Indeed!" the young lady observed, gazing critically at the
embarrassed possessor of the cognomen, "and a quaint little name, I
am sure."
She smiled with a perfunctory brightness and continued in some
inexplicable manner to look down at her escort--though had she been
presented with ten thousand dollars for every one of the inches
over five feet in her height she would not have appeared before the
world as any considerable heiress. The object of this remarkably
achieved envisagement writhed inwardly. Uncle Julius rubbed his
hands in maudlin delight at her appreciation of his nephew's
baptismal acquirements, and she continued, prettily stifling a
second yawn between her white little pointed teeth:
"Since our young friend naturally pants to show us the beauties of
his Alma Mater, let us by all means begin with them," _and get them
over_, said the strangled yawn.
Antony bit his tongue in his seething rage and the pain turned him
crimson and wet-eyed. This did not escape the intolerable chit and
her deep-set violet eyes twinkled maliciously.
"It will not be at all necessary to see"--he began, when Uncle
Julius's round, astonished eyes interrupted them.
"He is not going to show 'us' at all," explained this worthy
but misguided man, "he is going to show you, my dear. I knew all
these sights well forty years ago. Dear, dear! yes, indeed."
Antony could have choked him for the apprehension that passed over
his young charge's face.
"You will not desert me, Mr. Julius?" she cried with a melting
glance that visibly warmed the cockles of his infatuated old heart,
"you can't mean to leave me"--_to the awkward attentions of this
red faced boy!_ her eyebrows continued the appeal, intelligible
only to Antony.
"But that's just what I do mean, Miss Nette," he assured her,
winking incredibly, "I am this moment due at my trustees' meeting.
I'm off directly. You must"--and he flapped his hand with airy
abandon--"endure the time without me!"
Here he smiled with disgusting coquetry and pattered like a plump
white rabbit down the shady brick path. As they stared blankly
after him he turned and waved his stick at them.
"Oh, I'm no spoil-sport!" he crowed, and rounded his corner. They
were left alone.
"Silly old ass!" Antony muttered, and then glared angrily at
the spot the buxom gentleman had quitted.
"I beg your pardon?" said the young lady, "did you speak?"
"Not to you," he replied briefly. She shook out a fluffy white
parasol and under its becoming shadow looked curiously about her.
"Indeed--to whom, then," she inquired.
Antony was silent.
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