An Open-Eyed Conspiracy; An Idyl of SaratogaHowells, William Dean
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An Open-Eyed Conspiracy; An Idyl of Saratoga
Howells, William Dean
New York (State) -- Fiction; Saratoga (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Saratoga Springs (N.Y.) -- Fiction
“Well, yes. You see, we don’t know anybody, and I suppose we didn’t take
that into account. Well, I suppose it’s like this: they thought it would
be easy to get acquainted in the hotel, and commence having a good time
right away. I don’t know; my wife had the idea when they cooked it up
amongst ’em that she was to come with us. But I _swear I_ don’t know how
to go about it. I can’t seem to make up my mouth to speak to folks
first; and then you can’t tell whether a man ain’t a gambler, or on for
the horse-races anyway. So we’ve been here a week now, and you’re the
first ones we’ve spoken to besides the waiters since we came.”
I couldn’t help laughing, their experience was so exactly as I had
imagined it when I first saw this disconsolate party. In my triumph at
my own penetration, I would not have had their suffering in the past one
pang the less; but the simple frankness of his confession fixed me in the
wish that the future might be brighter for them. I thought myself
warranted by my wife’s imprudence in taking a step toward their further
intimacy on my own account, and I said:
“Well, perhaps I ought to tell you that I haven’t been inside the
Saratoga Club or bet on the races since I’ve been here. That’s my name
in full,”—and I gave him my card,—“and I’m in the literary line; that is,
I’m the editor of a magazine in New York—the _Every Other Week_.”
“Oh yes; I know who you are,” said my companion, with my card in his
hand. “Fact is, I was round at your place this morning trying to get
rooms, and the clerk told me all about you from my description. I felt
as mean as pu’sley goin’; seemed to be takin’ kind of an advantage of
you.”
“Not at all; it’s a public house,” I interrupted; but I thought I should
be stronger with Mrs. March if I did not give the fact away to her, and I
resolved to keep it.
“But they couldn’t rest easy till I tried, and I was more than half glad
there wasn’t any rooms.”
“Oh, I’m very sorry,” I said; and I indulged a real regret from the
vantage I had. “It would have been very pleasant to have you there.
Perhaps later—we shall be giving up our rooms at the end of the month.”
“No,” he said, with a long breath. “If I’ve got to leave ’em, I guess
it’ll be just as well to leave ’em where they’re acquainted with the
house anyway.” His remark betrayed a point in his thinking which had not
perhaps been reached in his talk with the ladies. “It’s a quiet place,
and they’re used to it; and I guess they wouldn’t want to stay through
the rest of the month, quite. I don’t believe my wife would, anyway.”
He did not say this very confidently, but hopefully rather, and I thought
it afforded me an opening to find out something yet more definite about
the ladies.
“Miss Gage is remarkably fine-looking,” I began.
“Think so?” he answered. “Well, so does my wife. I don’t know as I like
her style exactly,” he said, with a kind of latent grudge.
“Her style is magnificent,” I insisted.
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