An Open-Eyed Conspiracy; An Idyl of SaratogaHowells, William Dean
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An Open-Eyed Conspiracy; An Idyl of Saratoga
Howells, William Dean
New York (State) -- Fiction; Saratoga (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Saratoga Springs (N.Y.) -- Fiction
“Nonsense! I am going to do all I can for them. What do you think we
can do? They haven’t the first idea how to amuse themselves here. It’s
a miracle they ever got that dress the girl is wearing. They just made a
bold dash because they saw it in a dressmaker’s window the first day, and
she had to have something. It’s killingly becoming to her; but I don’t
believe they know it, and they don’t begin to know how cheap it was: it
was simply _thrown_ away. I’m going shopping with them in the morning.”
“Oh!”
“But now the question is, what we can do to give them some little glimpse
of social gaiety. That’s what they’ve come for.”
We were passing the corner of a large enclosure which seems devoted in
Saratoga to the most distracting of its pleasures, and I said: “Well, we
might give them a turn on the circular railway or the switchback; or we
could take them to the Punch and Judy drama, or get their fortunes told
in the seeress’s tent, or let them fire in the shooting-gallery, or buy
some sweet-grass baskets of the Indians; and there is the pop-corn and
the lemonade.”
“I will tell you what,” said Mrs. March, who had not been listening to a
word I said; for if she had heard me she would not have had patience with
my ironical suggestions.
“Well, what?”
“Or, no; that wouldn’t do, either.”
“I’m glad you don’t approve of the notion, on second thoughts. I didn’t
like it from the beginning, and I didn’t even know what it was.”
“We could have them up to the house this evening, and introduce them to
some of our friends,—only there isn’t a young man in the whole place,—and
have them stay to the charades.”
“What do you think,” I said, “of their having come up this morning and
tried to get rooms at our house?”
“Yes; they told me.”
“And don’t you call that rather forth-putting? It seems to me that it
was taking a mean advantage of my brags.”
“It was perfectly innocent in them. But now, dearest, don’t be tiresome.
I know that you like them as well as I do, and I will take all your
little teasing affectations for granted. The question is, what can we do
for them?”
“And the answer is, I don’t in the least know. There isn’t any society
life at Saratoga that I can see; and if there is, we are not in it. How
could we get any one else in? I see that’s what you’re aiming at. Those
public socialities at the big hotels they could get into as well as we
could; but they wouldn’t be anywhere when they got there, and they
wouldn’t know what to do. You know what hollow mockeries those things
are. Don’t you remember that hop we went to with the young Braceys the
first summer? If those girls hadn’t waltzed with each other they
wouldn’t have danced a step the whole evening.”
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