An outline of humor: Being a true chronicle from prehistoric ages to the twentieth century
History
An outline of humor: Being a true chronicle from prehistoric ages to the twentieth century
Wit and humor
33. A king sent his son to an instructor, desiring him to educate the
boy, as he did his own sons. The preceptor laboured in vain to teach
the young prince, though his own sons made great progress. The king
sending for him and reproaching him for this; he answered, _O king,
the education was the same, but the capacity differed. We find gold in
the soil! yet gold is not found in every soil_.
34. A man having sore eyes went to a mule-doctor, who gave him an
ointment that struck him blind. The man brought his doctor before the
cadi, who acquitted him; saying to the patient, _If you had not been
an ass, you would not have applied to a mule-doctor_.
35. Sadi saw two boys, one the son of a rich man, the other of a poor,
sitting in a cemetery. The former said “My father’s tomb is marble,
marked with letters of gold: but what is your father’s? two turfs and a
handful of dust spread over them.” The poor boy answered, _Be silent.
Before your father shall have moved his marble! mine shall be already
in paradise_.
36. MUHAMMED, the learned priest of Gasala, being asked, how
he had acquired so much science? answered, _I never was ashamed to
ask and learn what I did not know_....
Jalal uddin Rumi was another Persian who wrote a series of stories
conveying moral maxims.
_THE SICK SCHOOLMASTER_
The boys of a certain school were tired of their teacher, as he was
very strict in the exaction of diligence; so they consulted together
for the best means of getting rid of him for a time. Said they, “Why
does he not fall ill, so that he may be obliged to be away from school,
and we be released from confinement and work? Alas! he stands as firm
as a rock.” One of them, who was wiser than the rest, suggested this
plan: “I shall go to the teacher, and ask him why he looks so pale,
saying, ‘May it turn out well! But your face has not its usual color.
Is it due to the weather, or to fever?’ This will create some alarm
in his mind. Then you, brother,” he continued, turning to another
boy, “must assist me by using similar words. When you come into the
schoolroom you must say to the teacher, ‘I hope, sir, you are well.’
This will tend to increase his apprehension, even though in a slight
degree; and you know that even slight doubts are often enough to drive
a man mad. Then a third, a fourth, and a fifth boy must one after
another express his sympathy in similar words, till at last, when
thirty boys successively have given expression to words of like nature,
the teacher’s apprehension will be confirmed.”
The boys praised his ingenuity, and wished each other success; and
they bound themselves by solemn promises not to shirk doing what was
expected of them. Then the first boy bade them take oaths of secrecy,
lest some telltale should let the matter out.
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