“Oh, thank you so much,” said Agatha. Fairholme, suspecting mockery,
frowned, and Miss Wilson looked severely at the mocker. Little more was
said, except as to the chances--manifestly small--of the rain ceasing,
until the tops of a cab, a decayed mourning coach, and three dripping
hats were seen over the hedge. Smilash sat on the box of the coach,
beside the driver. When it stopped, he alighted, re-entered the chalet
without speaking, came out with the umbrella, spread it above Miss
Wilson’s head, and said:
“Now, if your ladyship will come with me, I will see you dry into the
stray, and then I’ll bring your honored nieces one by one.”
“I shall come last,” said Miss Wilson, irritated by his assumption that
the party was a family one. “Gertrude, you had better go first.”
“Allow me,” said Fairholme, stepping forward, and attempting to take the
umbrella.
“Thank you, I shall not trouble you,” she said frostily, and tripped
away over the oozing field with Smilash, who held the umbrella over her
with ostentatious solicitude. In the same manner he led the rest to the
vehicles, in which they packed themselves with some difficulty. Agatha,
who came last but one, gave him threepence.
“You have a noble ‘art and an expressive hi, Miss,” he said, apparently
much moved. “Blessings on both! Blessings on both!”
He went back for Jane, who slipped on the wet grass and fell. He had to
put forth his strength as he helped her to rise. “Hope you ain’t sopped
up much of the rainfall, Miss,” he said. “You are a fine young lady for
your age. Nigh on twelve stone, I should think.”
She reddened and hurried to the cab, where Agatha was. But it was full;
and Jane, much against her will, had to get into the coach, considerably
diminishing the space left for Miss Wilson, to whom Smilash had
returned.
“Now, dear lady,” he said, “take care you don’t slip. Come along.”
Miss Wilson, ignoring the invitation, took a shilling from her purse.
“No, lady,” said Smilash with a virtuous air. “I am an honest man and
have never seen the inside of a jail except four times, and only twice
for stealing. Your youngest daughter--her with the expressive hi--have
paid me far beyond what is proper.”
“I have told you that these young ladies are not my daughters,” said
Miss Wilson sharply. “Why do you not listen to what is said to you?”
“Don’t be too hard on a common man, lady,” said Smilash submissively.
“The young lady have just given me three ‘arf-crowns.”
“Three half-crowns!” exclaimed Miss Wilson, angered at such
extravagance.
“Bless her innocence, she don’t know what is proper to give to a low
sort like me! But I will not rob the young lady. ‘Arf-a-crown is no more
nor is fair for the job, and arf-a-crown will I keep, if agreeable to
your noble ladyship. But I give you back the five bob in trust for her.
Have you ever noticed her expressive hi?”
“Nonsense, sir. You had better keep the money now that you have got it.”
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