“Only six times,” pleaded Smilash, his features working convulsively.
“Don’t bear too hard on a common man. Only six times, and all through
drink. But I have took the pledge, and kep’ it faithful for eighteen
months past.”
Miss Wilson now set down the man as one of those keen, half-witted
country fellows, contemptuously styled originals, who unintentionally
make themselves popular by flattering the sense of sanity in those whose
faculties are better adapted to circumstances.
“You have a bad memory, Mr. Smilash,” she said good-humoredly. “You
never give the same account of yourself twice.”
“I am well aware that I do not express myself with exactability. Ladies
and gentlemen have that power over words that they can always say what
they mean, but a common man like me can’t. Words don’t come natural to
him. He has more thoughts than words, and what words he has don’t fit
his thoughts. Might I take a turn with the roller, and make myself
useful about the place until nightfall, for ninepence?”
Miss Wilson, who was expecting more than her usual Saturday visitors,
considered the proposition and assented. “And remember,” she said, “that
as you are a stranger here, your character in Lyvern depends upon the
use you make of this opportunity.”
“I am grateful to your noble ladyship. May your ladyship’s goodness sew
up the hole which is in the pocket where I carry my character, and which
has caused me to lose it so frequent. It’s a bad place for men to keep
their characters in; but such is the fashion. And so hurray for the
glorious nineteenth century!”
He took off his coat, seized the roller, and began to pull it with
an energy foreign to the measured millhorse manner of the accustomed
laborer. Miss Wilson looked doubtfully at him, but, being in haste, went
indoors without further comment. The girls mistrusting his eccentricity,
kept aloof. Agatha determined to have another and better look at him.
Racket in hand, she walked slowly across the grass and came close to him
just as he, unaware of her approach, uttered a groan of exhaustion and
sat down to rest.
“Tired already, Mr. Smilash?” she said mockingly.
He looked up deliberately, took off one of his washleather gloves,
fanned himself with it, displaying a white and fine hand, and at last
replied, in the tone and with the accent of a gentleman:
“Very.”
Agatha recoiled. He fanned himself without the least concern.
“You--you are not a laborer,” she said at last.
“Obviously not.”
“I thought not.”
He nodded.
“Suppose I tell on you,” she said, growing bolder as she recollected
that she was not alone with him.
“If you do I shall get out of it just as I got out of the half-crowns,
and Miss Wilson will begin to think that you are mad.”
“Then I really did not give you the seven and sixpence,” she said,
relieved.
“What is your own opinion?” he answered, taking three pennies from his
pocket, jingling them in his palm. “What is your name?”
“I shall not tell you,” said Agatha with dignity.
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