dresses, which are absolutely necessary to coquetry, is consumed in the
course of an amour. A wonderful prestige is gained by white stockings,
the lustre of a collar, or a shirt-waist, the artistically arranged
folds of a man’s shirt, or the taste of his necktie or his collar. This
will explain the passages in which I said of the honest woman
[Meditation II], “She spends her life in having her dresses starched.”
I have sought information on this point from a lady in order to learn
accurately at what sum was to be estimated the tax thus imposed by
love, and after fixing it at one hundred francs per annum for a woman,
I recollect what she said with great good humor: “It depends on the
character of the man, for some are so much more particular than
others.” Nevertheless, after a very profound discussion, in which I
settled upon the sum for the celibates, and she for her sex, it was
agreed that, one thing with another, since the two lovers belong to the
social sphere which this work concerns, they ought to spend between
them, in the matter referred to, one hundred and fifty francs more than
in time of peace.
By a like treaty, friendly in character and long discussed, we arranged
that there should be a collective difference of four hundred francs
between the expenditure for all parts of the dress on a war footing,
and for that on a peace footing. This provision was considered very
paltry by all the powers, masculine or feminine, whom we consulted. The
light thrown upon these delicate matters by the contributions of
certain persons suggested to us the idea of gathering together certain
savants at a dinner party, and taking their wise counsels for our
guidance in these important investigations. The gathering took place.
It was with glass in hand and after listening to many brilliant
speeches that I received for the following chapters on the budget of
love, a sort of legislative sanction. The sum of one hundred francs was
allowed for porters and carriages. Fifty crowns seemed very reasonable
for the little patties that people eat on a walk, for bouquets of
violets and theatre tickets. The sum of two hundred francs was
considered necessary for the extra expense of dainties and dinners at
restaurants. It was during this discussion that a young cavalryman, who
had been made almost tipsy by the champagne, was called to order for
comparing lovers to distilling machines. But the chapter that gave
occasion for the most violent discussion, and the consideration of
which was adjourned for several weeks, when a report was made, was that
concerning presents. At the last session, the refined Madame de D——-
was the first speaker; and in a graceful address, which testified to
the nobility of her sentiments, she set out to demonstrate that most of
the time the gifts of love had no intrinsic value. The author replied
that all lovers had their portraits taken. A lady objected that a
portrait was invested capital, and care should always be taken to
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