These millionaires, forgetting most of the time the sacred laws of
marriage and the attention due to the tender flower which they have
undertaken to cultivate, never think of watering it or of defending it
from the heat and cold. They scarcely recognize the fact that the
happiness of their spouses is in their keeping; if they ever do
remember this, it is at table, when they see seated before them a woman
in rich array, or when a coquette, fearing their brutal repulse, comes,
gracious as Venus, to ask them for cash— Oh! it is then, that they
recall, sometimes very vividly, the rights specified in the two hundred
and thirteenth article of the civil code, and their wives are grateful
to them; but like the heavy tariff which the law lays upon foreign
merchandise, their wives suffer and pay the tribute, in virtue of the
axiom which says: “There is no pleasure without pain.”
The men of science who spend whole months in gnawing at the bone of an
antediluvian monster, in calculating the laws of nature, when there is
an opportunity to peer into her secrets, the Grecians and Latinists who
dine on a thought of Tacitus, sup on a phrase of Thucydides, spend
their life in brushing the dust from library shelves, in keeping guard
over a commonplace book, or a papyrus, are all predestined. So great is
their abstraction or their ecstasy, that nothing that goes on around
them strikes their attention. Their unhappiness is consummated; in full
light of noon they scarcely even perceive it. Oh happy men! a thousand
times happy! Example: Beauzee, returning home after session at the
Academy, surprises his wife with a German. “Did not I tell you, madame,
that it was necessary that I shall go,” cried the stranger. “My dear
sir,” interrupted the academician, “you ought to say that I _should_
go!”
Then there come, lyre in hand, certain poets whose whole animal
strength has left the ground floor and mounted to the upper story. They
know better how to mount Pegasus than the beast of old Peter, they
rarely marry, although they are accustomed to lavish the fury of their
passions on some wandering or imaginary Chloris.
But the men whose noses are stained with snuff;
But those who, to their misfortune, have a perpetual cold in their
head;
But the sailors who smoke or chew;
But those men whose dry and bilious temperament makes them always look
as if they had eaten a sour apple;
But the men who in private life have certain cynical habits, ridiculous
fads, and who always, in spite of everything, look unwashed;
But the husbands who have obtained the degrading name of “hen-pecked”;
Finally the old men who marry young girls.
All these people are _par excellence_ among the predestined.
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