"He isn't talking about me, Pop," she gasped. "It's Gertie Bumbelburg." "Sure," said Otto hastily. Mr. Crow still being speechless, Alf suspended his belligerent preparations, and cocking one eye calculatingly, settled the matter of Miss Bumbelburg's age with exasperating accuracy. "Gertie's a little past forty-two," he announced. "Born in March, 1875, just back o' where Sid Martin's feed-store used to be." The marshal had recovered his composure. "That's sufficient," he said, accepting Alf s testimony with a profound air of dignity. "There ain't no law against anybody marryin' a woman old enough to be his mother." "Everybody in town give Gertie up long ago," added Alf, amiably. "Only goes to show that while there's life there's hope. I'd 'a' swore she was on the shelf fer good. How'd you happen to pick her, Otto?" "She's all right," growled Otto uncomfortably. Then he added, with considerable acerbity: "I'm goin' to tell her you said she was forty-two, Alf Reesling." "Well, ain't she?" demanded Alf, bristling. "No, she ain'd," replied Otto. "She's twendy-nine." "Come, come," put in Anderson sternly. "None o' this now! Move on, Alf! No scrappin' on the public thoroughfares o' Tinkletown. You're gettin' more and more rambunctious every day, Alf." "He ought to be ashamed of himself, speakin' by a lady when he knows he's in such a condition," said Otto, turning from the unfortunate Alf to Miss Crow. "Ain'd that so, Susie?" "Don't answer, Susie," said Mr. Crow, quickly. "This is no time to side in with Germany." "I'm as good an American as you are already," cried Otto, goaded beyond endurance. Mr. Crow smiled tolerantly. "Git out! Let's hear you say 'vinegar'." "Winegar," said Otto triumphantly. "I can say it as good as you can yet." Anderson nudged Mr. Reesling, and chuckled. "That's the way to spot 'em," he said significantly. "There's a better way than that," said Alf. "How's that?" Alf whispered in the marshal's ear. Anderson shook his head. "But where are you goin' to get the weenywurst, Alf?" "Come on, Otto," said Susie, impatiently. "I have an engagement." They moved off rapidly, passing the ice-cream parlour without hesitating. "D'you hear that?" said Alf, after a moment. "She said she was engaged." That night Anderson Crow, town marshal, superintendent of streets, chief of the fire department, post-commander of the G. A. R., truant officer, dog-catcher, member of the American Horse-thief Detective Association, member of the Universal Detective Bureau, chairman of Tinkletown Battlefield Society, etc., lay awake until nearly nine o'clock, seeking a solution to the astonishing problem that confronted Tinkletown and its environs. * * * * *