Note: Images of the original pages are available through Internet Archive/American Libraries. See https://archive.org/details/anecdotesofgreat00case Transcriber’s note: Text enclosed by underscores is in italics (_italics_). Text enclosed by equal signs is in bold face (=bold=). ANECDOTES OF THE GREAT WAR Gathered from European Sources by CARLETON B. CASE Shrewesbury Publishing Co. Chicago Copyright, 1916 by Shrewesbury Publishing Co. FOREWORD THERE have been occasions, even in this greatest of world’s conflicts, when “Grim-visag’d war hath smoothed his wrinkled front,” and stopped fighting long enough to smile. It could not be all slaughter and struggle, this war, or every combatant on the long, weary battle-line would go mad. There must be relaxation from the terrible tension. And there is. Human nature proves to be much the same in time of stress as under more cheerful circumstances, and the lads at the front, in the trenches, and even in the hospitals, as well as the sad-hearted folks left behind, are quick to catch at any incident, however trivial, that shall relieve the strain by a suggestion of mirthfulness; a mild paliative for the awfulness of things as they are. In all wars there are amusing happenings; still but few are ever recorded, so overshadowed are they by more momentous matters. And now, while shrapnel and gas-bombs are still fouling the European air and tremendous events that make history for a whole world are being enacted daily, seems the most fitting time to gather such material as the European press affords, to exhibit the lighter side of the world’s most dreadful war. This is the first and so far the only collection of its kind published since the war began. In its compilation care has been taken to avoid all items calculated to give offense to any. The bitterness and hatred that characterize much of the current offerings, especially of the German and British press, are given no place here, for reasons that must be obvious. The absence or scarcity of anecdotes from Russian, Japanese, Polish, Turkish, Bulgarian, Serbian and Italian sources may be attributed to the editor’s inability at this time to secure access to suitable material, if such exists at all, and not to any wish to limit selections solely to the other combatants. ANECDOTES OF THE GREAT WAR BLANKETY-BLANK Mrs. Waring—“What language do the Belgians use, Paul?” Mr. Waring—“I don’t know; but I know what language I’d use if I were a Belgian!” HAS A MONOPOLY “How is it that nobody ever ventures to discuss the war with Jinks, and he has all the talking to himself?” “Well, you see, he’s the only fellow in the club who knows how to pronounce the names of those Russian and Polish jawbreaker towns.” MERE TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR