Anecdotes of the late Samuel Johnson, LL.D.: During the Last Twenty Years of His LifePiozzi, Hester Lynch
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Anecdotes of the late Samuel Johnson, LL.D.: During the Last Twenty Years of His Life
Piozzi, Hester Lynch
Johnson, Samuel, 1709-1784
hazard for the sake of thrusting into their heads knowledge of things for
which they might not perhaps have either taste or necessity. You teach
your daughters the diameters of the planets, and wonder when you have
done that they do not delight in your company. No science can be
communicated by mortal creatures without attention from the scholar; no
attention can be obtained from children without the infliction of pain,
and pain is never remembered without resentment." That something should
be learned was, however, so certainly his opinion that I have heard him
say how education had been often compared to agriculture, yet that it
resembled it chiefly in this: "That if nothing is sown, no crop," says
he, "can be obtained." His contempt of the lady who fancied her son
could be eminent without study, because Shakespeare was found wanting in
scholastic learning, was expressed in terms so gross and so well known, I
will not repeat them here.
To recollect, however, and to repeat the sayings of Dr. Johnson, is
almost all that can be done by the writers of his life, as his life, at
least since my acquaintance with him, consisted in little else than
talking, when he was not absolutely employed in some serious piece of
work; and whatever work he did seemed so much below his powers of
performance that he appeared the idlest of all human beings, ever musing
till he was called out to converse, and conversing till the fatigue of
his friends, or the promptitude of his own temper to take offence,
consigned him back again to silent meditation.
The remembrance of what had passed in his own childhood made Mr. Johnson
very solicitous to preserve the felicity of children: and when he had
persuaded Dr. Sumner to remit the tasks usually given to fill up boys'
time during the holidays, he rejoiced exceedingly in the success of his
negotiation, and told me that he had never ceased representing to all the
eminent schoolmasters in England the absurd tyranny of poisoning the hour
of permitted pleasure by keeping future misery before the children's
eyes, and tempting them by bribery or falsehood to evade it. "Bob
Sumner," said he, "however, I have at length prevailed upon. I know not,
indeed, whether his tenderness was persuaded, or his reason convinced,
but the effect will always be the same. Poor Dr. Sumner died, however,
before the next vacation."
Mr. Johnson was of opinion, too, that young people should have
_positive_, not _general_, rules given for their direction. "My mother,"
said he, "was always telling me that I did not _behave_ myself properly,
that I should endeavour to learn _behaviour_, and such cant; but when I
replied that she ought to tell me what to do, and what to avoid, her
admonitions were commonly, for that time at least, at an end."
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