Anecdotes of the Learned Pig: With Notes, Critical and Explanatory, and Illustrations from Bozzy, Piozzi &c. &c.Boswell, James
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Anecdotes of the Learned Pig: With Notes, Critical and Explanatory, and Illustrations from Bozzy, Piozzi &c. &c.
Boswell, James
Johnson, Samuel, 1709-1784 -- Humor
ſhe ſought, upon preſſing inducements, the great rendezvous of Bath;
and ſo the joys of the brewery had an end. Many were of opinion, (for
who can pleaſe all,) that a certain diſtillery in the neighbourhood
would have been a more apt and proper retreat for our Pig;—but there
were difficulties; I enter not into domeſtic affairs; but whether there
was any whiggiſm, or rivalſhip, or jealouſy, or what elſe in the caſe,
I know not; but certain it is, that Sir Joſeph and he could
never, as they ought, well pig together. During the happy period above
mentioned, it came into the fancy of our Pig to journey into Scotland
in the character of a travelling bear, with a ragged ſtaff in his paws,
and a [19] monkey on his back. When he firſt obtained a penſion, he
had been very affectionately conſidered by the people of that country,
and in a manner naturalized, and become one of them; but he diſcovered
ſoon afterwards, and more particularly on this occaſion, ſo much of the
badger in his diſpoſition, that they found great reaſon to complain of
the ſtrength and harſhneſs of his jaw. On his return he reſorted again
to his beloved brewery, as yet profuſe of grains and draff, where he
grunted forth, as was his cuſtom, many ſtrange and ſingular things,
faithfully now on record, pretending alſo to cure certain mental
diſeaſes by the medicinal qualities of his tongue; but its extreme
roughneſs the ſenſibility of his patients could not bear. Enough has
been ſaid; the reſt ſhall be left to Bozzy. Yet we will add,
that with all his peculiarities, he had virtues and merits enough to
make us heartily wiſh he were ſtill in being:—But, alas, it is paſt,
and he is now cutting up into junks, to be ſold _pro bono publico_ at
nine different ſhops in retail.
[15] Moſt of what can be told concerning his petty peculiarities
was communicated by a female domeſtic of the Earl of Oxford, who
knew him, perhaps, after the middle of life.—Johnſon’s Lives of
the Poets, 8vo. vol. 4, p. 141.
[16] And yet certain it is that no pains was ſpared for this
purpoſe; for “my mother (ſaid he) was always telling me that
I did not behave myſelf; that I ſhould endeavour to learn
behaviour, and ſuch cant.” Indeed his defect in this particular
could not be overlooked by his moſt partial admirer; for “I
ſuppoſe none (ſays ſhe) who ſaw his odd manner of geſticulation,
much blamed or wondered at the good lady’s ſolicitude concerning
her ſon’s behaviour.”—Piozzi’s Memoirs of Johnſon, p. 24 and 25.
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