That old trouble had started casually, too--how sharply it all came back
now! At a dance it was, when Talbott, who was also fatally kind-hearted
(and was pushed by a chaperon from behind, besides), had invited Susie
Oldmixon to abandon the wall for the waltz. Of course, he had been stuck
for four dances for his pains: of course Miss Oldmixon--a womanly
girl--had misconceived the character of that long set-to; of course she
invited him to a party in a day or two. Then it was that Talbott,
sensing how things were going, had introduced him, Charles, much as a
cowardly conscript offers a substitute. But the base act had gained him
nothing; the Oldmixons produced a friend of theirs, Sarah Freed,--how he
came to loathe the sight of Sarah!--and upon the instant, he and Talbott
found themselves caught up together in a literally endless chain of
little engagements, usually thus: a party, a party-call, another party,
etc. Naturally, they had early had the bright thought of breaking the
chain by not paying any party-call; and at once, this very same kind of
soft pressure was put upon their weak chivalrousness: "Ethel thinks you
must be mad with her," one or the other of the loyal sisters would say.
"You know you've never paid your party-call." If they yielded, and went
and paid their party-call, it was not considered that they had then
discharged their duty like soldiers; no, by an inexplicable shift in the
point of view, the call was straightway viewed as a personal
"attention," and they were at once invited to another party. So it went:
these girls had reduced to an intuitive science the feminine instinct
for making one thing lead to another. Of course they were always
offering to teach him and Talbott something, as auction or the Boston;
always trying to lend them something--like "Marna"--which would have to
be returned. And even if all the regulation pitfalls were fairly
side-stepped, it really accomplished nothing, for in that case Sarah or
the Oldmixons were sure to have a Visitor. Even Sarah Freed, of course,
rather hesitated to ring you up on the telephone and say: "Please,
please, come to see me! You know I haven't a thing in the world to do
but sit and think about men, and you're the only man who has spoken
politely to me since 1908." But none of the virgins minded at all
ringing you up and saying, "Do come to see my Visitor."
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