Country life -- Fiction; Domestic fiction; Mothers and daughters -- Fiction; Scotland -- Fiction
"Yes," said Ann; "but it isn't every minister or every minister's wife
who can make anything of the opportunity. Just think of some we
know--sticks. Can you think of any poor stricken soul going to them to
be comforted 'as one whom his mother comforteth'? What would they say?
'Oh, indeed! How sad!' or 'Really! I'm very sorry.' Some little
stilted sentence that would freeze the very fount of tears. You,
Mother, I don't think you would say anything. To speak to those who
weep is no use; you must be able in all sincerity to weep with them.
As for Father, his voice was enough. Isn't it in one of the Elizabeth
books that someone talking of the futility of long, dull sermons, says,
'If only a man with a voice of gold would stand up and say, "Children,
Christ died for you," I would lay down my head and cry and cry...' Oh,
it's a great life if a minister and his wife are any good at their job,
and, above all, if they have a sense of humour!"
"Well, I don't know about the sense of humour," Mrs. Douglas said
doubtfully. "I have often envied the people who never seem overcome by
the ludicrous side of things, who don't even seem aware that it is
there. Do you remember Mrs. Daw? I dare say not. My first meeting
with her was in the Path on a hot summer's day. I saw an enormously
stout woman toiling in front of me with a heavy basket, and as I passed
her she laid down her load, and turning to me a red, perspiring, but
surprisingly bland countenance, said, 'Hech! but it's a sair world for
stout folk.' There was something so Falstaffian and jocund about the
great figure, and the way she took me into her confidence, that I
simply stood still and laughed, and she laughed with me. We shared the
basket between us the rest of the way, and after that I often visited
her. But I could never let your father come with me; Mrs. Daw was too
much for us together. Only once we tried it, and she told us that the
doctor had advised her to take 'sheriff-wine and Van Houtong's cocoah,'
and her genteel pronunciation was too much for us. She was never at
her best when your father was there; she didn't care for the clergy.
"'A lazy lot,' she called them. 'No wan o' them does a decent day's
work. If it was me I wad mak' a' the ministers pollismen as weel, and
that wad save some o' the country's siller.' She condescended to say
that she rather liked your father's preaching, though her reason for
liking it was not very flattering. 'I like him because he's no what ye
ca' a scholarly preacher. I dinna like thae scholars, they're michty
dull. I like the kind o' minister that misca's the deevil for aboot
twenty meenits and then stops.'
"Mrs. Daw had me bogged at once when we started on theological
discussions. She would ask questions and answer them herself as she
knelt before the kitchen fire, engaged in what she called 'ringein' the
ribs.'
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