Country life -- Fiction; Vicars, Parochial -- England -- Fiction
I saw strange figures of men and women, one on a kneeling camel, one on
a crawling crocodile, and others differently mounted; with various
besides of Nature’s bizarre productions creeping and flying in
stone-carving over the huge fire-place, in which, in place of a fire,
stood several new and therefore brilliantly red cart-wheels. The sun
shone through the upper part of a high window, of which many of the
panes were broken, right in upon the cart-wheels, which, glowing thus
in the chimney under the sombre chimney-piece, added to the grotesque
look of the whole assemblage of contrasts. The coffin and the carpenter
stood in the twilight occasioned by the sharp division of light made by
a lofty wing of the house that rose flanking the other window. The room
was still wainscotted in panels, which, I presume, for the sake of the
more light required for handicraft, had been washed all over with
white. At the level of labour they were broken in many places. Somehow
or other, the whole reminded me of Albert Durer’s “Melencholia.”
Seeing I was interested in looking about his shop, my new friend—for I
could not help feeling that we should be friends before all was over,
and so began to count him one already—resumed the conversation. He had
never taken up the dropped thread of it before.
“Yes, sir,” he said; “the owners of the place little thought it would
come to this—the deals growing into a coffin there on the spot where
the grand dinner was laid for them and their guests! But there is
another thing about it that is odder still; my son is the last male”—
Here he stopped suddenly, and his face grew very red. As suddenly he
resumed—
“I’m not a gentleman, sir; but I will tell the truth. Curse it!—I beg
your pardon, sir,”—and here the old smile—“I don’t think I got that
from THEIR side of the house.—My son’s NOT the last male descendant.”
Here followed another pause.
As to the imprecation, I knew better than to take any notice of a mere
expression of excitement under a sense of some injury with which I was
not yet acquainted. If I could get his feelings right in regard to
other and more important things, a reform in that matter would soon
follow; whereas to make a mountain of a molehill would be to put that
very mountain between him and me. Nor would I ask him any questions,
lest I should just happen to ask him the wrong one; for this
parishioner of mine evidently wanted careful handling, if I would do
him any good. And it will not do any man good to fling even the Bible
in his face. Nay, a roll of bank-notes, which would be more evidently a
good to most men, would carry insult with it if presented in that
manner. You cannot expect people to accept before they have had a
chance of seeing what the offered gift really is.
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