Miss Gittings had asked Joe if he would come on such and such a night,
and let a college professor question him about his “psychical”
experiences. There would be a few other friends present, she said. When
Joe had suggested that his clothes were hardly suitable for an evening
party, he had been met with silence and pained looks. He had not really
expected to get a new suit out of it; he had discovered before this that
these people, though they lived nice, were poor in the sense that they
had to look twice at every dollar. He had begun to ask himself if they
were worth bothering about; he hadn’t got anything out of it; but now he
decided that the chance of meeting their friends was worth one more
night of his time.
Joe conceived the idea of bracing Isador Cohen for a new suit on the
strength of his rise in society. Cohen kept the best-known secondhand
store in town on lower Sixth avenue, and Joe had had various dealings
with him. There were fine clothes in his store, too. So Joe had told his
story to Cohen, offering to prove it by letting Izzy see him go into the
Eleventh street house by the front door. Izzy took him up; and not only
did he see Joe admitted to the house; but a moment later he received a
greeting from Joe through the parlor window. Izzy subsequently allowed,
that Joe was a smart feller, and advanced him a suit, and all the
fixings. Joe picked out a neat blue cheviot of good quality, and was
fitted and sewed up on the spot. At Izzy’s they specialized in providing
a man with a quick change.
The party was for eight o’clock. Joe was the first to arrive. The ladies
of the house were greatly pleased with his improved appearance; but the
white-faced boy walked out of the room when Joe entered, and did not
appear again, until the other guests had come, and his Aunt went
up-stairs to fetch him. The college professor proved to be a young man,
tall; elegantly-dressed; and having a sort of childlike, wild eye. The
other guests were mostly elderly. They were all solemn. Joe had not the
slightest anxiety on the score of fooling them; because they obviously
wanted to be fooled; and expected it. He made out to be quiet and
bashful among the strangers. The white-faced boy was watching everything
he did with a sneering smile: he was on to Joe. What of it? Joe was on
to him, too.
Joe was reminded of a Broadway play by the way all the people sat and
stood around the drawing-room, talking in fancy voices with the idea of
letting each other know what fine people they were. Like kids at a
sidewalk game. It was funny to see full-grown men standing for it.
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