Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
“The fact is, I suppose,” Gumbril Senior went on, smiling with a certain
air of personal triumph, “the fact is that architecture is a more
difficult and intellectual art than music. Music—that’s just a faculty
you’re born with, as you might be born with a snub nose. But the sense
of plastic beauty—though that’s, of course, also an inborn faculty—is
something that has to be developed and intellectually ripened. It’s an
affair of the mind; experience and thought have to draw it out. There
are infant prodigies in music; but there are no infant prodigies in
architecture.” Gumbril Senior chuckled with a real satisfaction. “A man
can be an excellent musician and a perfect imbecile. But a good
architect must also be a man of sense, a man who knows how to think and
to profit by experience. Now, as almost none of the people who pass
along the streets in London, or any other city of the world, do know how
to think or to profit by experience, it follows that they cannot
appreciate architecture. The innate faculty is strong enough in them to
make them dislike discord in music; but they haven’t the wits to develop
that other innate faculty—the sense of plastic beauty—which would enable
them to see and disapprove of the same barbarism in architecture. Come
with me,” Gumbril Senior added, getting up from his chair, “and I’ll
show you something that will illustrate what I’ve been saying. Something
you’ll enjoy, too. Nobody’s seen it yet,” he said mysteriously as he led
the way upstairs. “It’s only just finished—after months and years. It’ll
cause a stir when they see it—when I let them see it, if ever I do, that
is. The dirty devils!” Gumbril Senior added good-humouredly.
On the landing of the next floor he paused, felt in his pocket, took out
a key and unlocked the door of what should have been the second best
bedroom. Gumbril Junior wondered, without very much curiosity, what the
new toy would turn out to be. Shearwater wondered only how he could
possess Mrs. Viveash.
“Come on,” called Gumbril Senior from inside the room. He turned on the
light. They entered.
It was a big room; but almost the whole of the floor was covered by an
enormous model, twenty feet long by ten or twelve wide, of a complete
city traversed from end to end by a winding river and dominated at its
central point by a great dome. Gumbril Junior looked at it with surprise
and pleasure. Even Shearwater was roused from his bitter ruminations of
desire to look at the charming city spread out at his feet.
“It’s exquisite,” said Gumbril Junior. “What is it? The capital of
Utopia, or what?”
Delighted, Gumbril Senior laughed. “Don’t you see something rather
familiar in the dome?” he asked.
“Well, I had thought ...” Gumbril Junior hesitated, afraid that he might
be going to say something stupid. He bent down to look more closely at
the dome. “I had thought it looked rather like St. Paul’s—and now I see
that it is St. Paul’s.”
“Quite right,” said his father. “And this is London.”
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