Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
“I wish it were,” Gumbril Junior laughed.
“It’s London as it might have been if they’d allowed Wren to carry out
his plans of rebuilding after the Great Fire.”
“And why didn’t they allow him to?” Shearwater asked.
“Chiefly,” said Gumbril Senior, “because, as I’ve said before, they
didn’t know how to think or profit by experience. Wren offered them open
spaces and broad streets; he offered them sunlight and air and
cleanliness; he offered them beauty, order and grandeur. He offered to
build for the imagination and the ambitious spirit of man, so that even
the most bestial, vaguely and remotely, as they walked those streets,
might feel that they were of the same race—or very nearly—as
Michelangelo; that they too might feel themselves, in spirit at least,
magnificent, strong and free. He offered them all these things; he drew
a plan for them, walking in peril among the still smouldering ruins. But
they preferred to re-erect the old intricate squalor; they preferred the
mediæval darkness and crookedness and beastly irregular quaintness; they
preferred holes and crannies and winding tunnels; they preferred foul
smells, sunless, stagnant air, phthisis and rickets; they preferred
ugliness and pettiness and dirt; they preferred the wretched human
scale, the scale of the sickly body, not of the mind. Miserable fools!
But I suppose,” the old man continued, shaking his head, “we can’t blame
them.” His hair had blown loose from its insecure anchorage; with a
gesture of resignation he brushed it back into place. “We can’t blame
them. We should have done the same in the circumstances—undoubtedly.
People offer us reason and beauty; but we will have none of them,
because they don’t happen to square with the notions that were grafted
into our souls in youth, that have grown there and become a part of us.
_Experientia docet_—nothing falser, so far as most of us are concerned,
was ever said. You, no doubt, my dear Theodore, have often in the past
made a fool of yourself with women....”
Gumbril Junior made an embarrassed gesture that half denied, half
admitted the soft impeachment. Shearwater turned away, painfully
reminded of what, for a moment, he had half forgotten. Gumbril Senior
swept on.
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