Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
And now the Cossack, covered with blood. He, too, might read aloud from
the _Hibbert Journal_—only backwards, so to speak. She had a bruise on
her arm. “You think there’s nothing inherently wrong and disgusting in
it?” he had asked. “There is, I tell you.” He had laughed and kissed her
and stripped off her clothes and caressed her. And she had cried, she
had struggled, she had tried to turn away; and in the end she had been
overcome by a pleasure more piercing and agonizing than anything she had
ever felt before. And all the time Coleman had hung over her, with his
blood-stained beard, smiling into her face, and whispering, “Horrible,
horrible, infamous and shameful.” She lay in a kind of stupor. Then,
suddenly there had been that ringing. The Cossack had left her. And now
she was awake again, and it was horrible, it was shameful. She
shuddered; she jumped out of bed and began as quickly as she could to
put on her clothes.
“Really, really, won’t you come?” Mrs. Viveash was insisting. She was
not used to people saying no when she asked, when she insisted. She
didn’t like it.
“No.” Coleman shook his head. “You may be having the last supper. But I
have a date here with the Magdalen.”
“Oh, a woman,” said Viveash. “But why didn’t you say so before?”
“Well, as I’d left the door open,” said Coleman, “I thought it was
unnecessary.”
“Fie,” said Mrs. Viveash. “I find this very repulsive. Let’s go away.”
She plucked Gumbril by the sleeve.
“Good-bye,” said Coleman, politely. He shut the door after them and
turned back across the little hall.
“What! Not thinking of going?” he exclaimed, as he came in. Rosie was
sitting down on the edge of the bed pulling on her shoes.
“Go away,” she said. “You disgust me.”
“But that’s splendid,” Coleman declared. “That’s all as it should be,
all as I intended.” He sat down beside her on the divan. “Really,” he
said, admiringly, “what exquisite legs!”
Rosie would have given anything in the world to be back again in Bloxam
Gardens. Even if James did live in his books all the time.... Anything
in the world.
“This time,” said Mrs. Viveash, “we simply must go through Piccadilly
Circus.”
“It’ll only be about two miles farther.”
“Well, that isn’t much.”
Gumbril leaned out and gave the word to the driver.
“And besides, I like driving about like this,” said Mrs. Viveash. “I
like driving for driving’s sake. It’s like the Last Ride Together. Dear
Theodore!” She laid her hand on his.
“Thank you,” said Gumbril, and kissed it.
The little cab buzzed along down the empty Mall. They were silent.
Through the thick air one could see the brightest of the stars. It was
one of those evenings when men feel that truth, goodness and beauty are
one. In the morning, when they commit their discovery to paper, when
others read it written there, it looks wholly ridiculous. It was one of
those evenings when love is once more invented for the first time. That,
too, seems a little ridiculous, sometimes, in the morning.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account