Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
“Here are the lights again,” said Mrs. Viveash. “Hop, twitch, flick—yes,
genuinely an illusion of jollity, Theodore. Genuinely.”
Gumbril stopped the cab. “It’s after half-past eight,” he said. “At this
rate we shall never get anything to eat. Wait a minute.”
He ran into Appenrodt’s, and came back in a moment with a packet of
smoked salmon sandwiches, a bottle of white wine and a glass.
“We have a long way to go,” he explained, as he got into the taxi.
They ate their sandwiches, they drank their wine. The taxi drove on and
on.
“This is positively exhilarating,” said Mrs. Viveash, as they turned
into the Edgware Road.
Polished by the wheels and shining like an old and precious bronze, the
road stretched before them, reflecting the lamps. It had the inviting
air of a road which goes on for ever.
“They used to have such good peep-shows in this street,” Gumbril
tenderly remembered: “Little back shops where you paid twopence to see
the genuine mermaid, which turned out to be a stuffed walrus, and the
tattooed lady, and the dwarf, and the living statuary, which one always
hoped, as a boy, was really going to be rather naked and thrilling, but
which was always the most pathetic of unemployed barmaids, dressed in
the thickest of pink Jaeger.”
“Do you think there’d be any of those now?” asked Mrs. Viveash.
Gumbril shook his head. “They’ve moved on with the march of
civilization. But where?” He spread out his hands interrogatively. “I
don’t know which direction civilization marches—whether north towards
Kilburn and Golders Green, or over the river to the Elephant, to Clapham
and Sydenham and all those other mysterious places. But, in any case,
high rents have marched up here; there are no more genuine mermaids in
the Edgware Road. What stories we shall be able to tell our children!”
“Do you think we shall ever have any?” Mrs. Viveash asked.
“One can never tell.”
“I should have thought one could,” said Mrs. Viveash. Children—that
would be the most desperate experiment of all. The most desperate, and
perhaps the only one having any chance of being successful. History
recorded cases.... On the other hand, it recorded other cases that
proved the opposite. She had often thought of this experiment. There
were so many obvious reasons for not making it. But some day,
perhaps—she always put it off, like that.
The cab had turned off the main road into quieter and darker streets.
“Where are we now?” asked Mrs. Viveash.
“Penetrating into Maida Vale. We shall soon be there. Poor old
Shearwater!” He laughed. Other people in love were always absurd.
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