Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
Mr. Gumbril snorted with indignation. “When I think of Alberti!” And he
thought of Alberti—Alberti, the noblest Roman of them all, the true and
only Roman. For the Romans themselves had lived their own actual lives,
sordidly and extravagantly in the middle of a vulgar empire. Alberti and
his followers in the Renaissance lived the ideal Roman life. They put
Plutarch into their architecture. They took the detestable real Cato,
the Brutus of history, and made of them Roman heroes to walk as guides
and models before them. Before Alberti there were no true Romans, and
with Piranesi’s death the race began to wither towards extinction.
“And when I think of Brunelleschi!” Gumbril Senior went on to remember
with passion the architect who had suspended on eight thin flying ribs
of marble the lightest of all domes and the loveliest.
“And when of Michelangelo! The grim, enormous apse.... And of Wren and
of Palladio, when I think of all these——” Gumbril Senior waved his arms
and was silent. He could not put into words what he felt when he thought
of them.
Gumbril Junior looked at his watch. “Half-past two,” he said. “Time to
go to bed.”
CHAPTER III
“Mister Gumbril!” Surprise was mingled with delight. “This is indeed a
pleasure!” Delight was now the prevailing emotion expressed by the voice
that advanced, as yet without a visible source, from the dark recesses
of the shop.
“The pleasure, Mr. Bojanus, is mine.” Gumbril closed the shop door
behind him.
A very small man, dressed in a frock-coat, popped out from a canyon that
opened, a mere black crevice, between two stratified precipices of
mid-season suitings, and advancing into the open space before the door
bowed with an old-world grace, revealing a nacreous scalp thinly mantled
with long damp creepers of brown hair.
“And to what, may I ask, do I owe this pleasure, sir?” Mr. Bojanus
looked up archly with a sideways cock of his head that tilted the rigid
points of his waxed moustache. The fingers of his right hand were thrust
into the bosom of his frock-coat and his toes were turned out in the
dancing-master’s First Position. “A light spring great-coat, is it? Or a
new suit? I notice,” his eye travelled professionally up and down
Gumbril’s long, thin form, “I notice that the garments you are wearing
at present, Mr. Gumbril, look—how shall I say?—well, a trifle negleejay,
as the French would put it, a trifle negleejay.”
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