Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
Mr. Mercaptan made a delicate gesture. “_Ça se sent, mon cher ami_,” he
said, “_ça ne s’explique pas._” Satan, it is said, carries hell in his
heart; so it was with Mr. Mercaptan—wherever he was, it was Paris.
“Dreams in nineteen twenty-two....” He shrugged his shoulders.
“After you’ve accepted the war, swallowed the Russian famine,” said
Gumbril. “Dreams!”
“They belonged to the _Rostand_ epoch,” said Mr. Mercaptan, with a
little titter. “_Le Rève_—ah!”
Lypiatt dropped his knife and fork with a clatter and leaned forward,
eager for battle. “Now I have you,” he said, “now I have you on the hip.
You’ve given yourselves away. You’ve given away the secret of your
spiritual poverty, your weakness and pettiness and impotence....”
“Impotence? You malign me, sir,” said Gumbril.
Shearwater ponderously stirred. He had been silent all this time,
sitting with hunched shoulders, his elbows on the table, his big round
head bent forward, absorbed, apparently, in the slow meticulous
crumbling of a piece of bread. Sometimes he put a piece of crust in his
mouth and under the bushy brown moustache his jaw moved slowly,
ruminatively, with a sideways motion, like a cow’s. He nudged Gumbril
with his elbow. “Ass,” he said, “be quiet.”
Lypiatt went on torrentially. “You’re afraid of ideals, that’s what it
is. You daren’t admit to having dreams. Oh, I call them dreams,” he
added parenthetically. “I don’t mind being thought a fool and
old-fashioned. The word’s shorter and more English. Besides, it rhymes
with gleams. Ha, ha!” And Lypiatt laughed his loud Titan’s laugh, the
laugh of cynicism which seems to belie, but which, for those who have
understanding, reveals the high, positive spirit within. “Ideals—they’re
not sufficiently genteel for you civilized young men. You’ve quite
outgrown that sort of thing. No dream, no religion, no morality.”
“I glory in the name of earwig,” said Gumbril. He was pleased with that
little invention. It was felicitous; it was well chosen. “One’s an
earwig in sheer self-protection,” he explained.
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