Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
“How can you ever hope to achieve anything decent or solid, when you
don’t even believe in decency or solidity? I look about me,” and Lypiatt
cast his eyes wildly round the crowded room, “and I find myself alone,
spiritually alone. I strive on by myself, by myself.” He struck his
breast, a giant, a solitary giant. “I have set myself to restore
painting and poetry to their rightful position among the great moral
forces. They have been amusements, they have been mere games for too
long. I am giving my life for that. My life.” His voice trembled a
little. “People mock me, hate me, stone me, deride me. But I go on, I go
on. For I know I’m right. And in the end they too will recognize that
I’ve been right.” It was a loud soliloquy. One could fancy that Lypiatt
had been engaged in recognizing himself.
“All the same,” said Gumbril with a cheerful stubbornness, “I persist
that the word ‘dreams’ is inadmissible.”
“_Inadmissible_,” repeated Mr. Mercaptan, imparting to the word an
additional significance by giving it its French pronunciation. “In the
age of Rostand, well and good. But now....”
“Now,” said Gumbril, “the word merely connotes Freud.”
“It’s a matter of literary tact,” explained Mr. Mercaptan. “Have you no
literary tact?”
“No,” said Lypiatt, with emphasis, “thank God, I haven’t. I have no tact
of any kind. I do things straightforwardly, frankly, as the spirit moves
me. I don’t like compromises.”
He struck the table. The gesture startlingly let loose a peal of cracked
and diabolic laughter. Gumbril and Lypiatt and Mr. Mercaptan looked
quickly up; even Shearwater lifted his great spherical head and turned
towards the sound the large disk of his face. A young man with a blond,
fan-shaped beard stood by the table, looking down at them through a pair
of bright blue eyes and smiling equivocally and disquietingly as though
his mind were full of some nameless and fantastic malice.
“_Come sta la Sua Terribiltà?_” he asked; and, taking off his
preposterous bowler hat, he bowed profoundly to Lypiatt. “How I
recognize my Buonarotti!” he added affectionately.
Lypiatt laughed, rather uncomfortably, and no longer on the Titanic
scale. “How I recognize my Coleman!” he echoed, rather feebly.
“On the contrary,” Gumbril corrected, “how almost completely I fail to
recognize. This beard”—he pointed to the blond fan—“why, may I ask?”
“More Russianism,” said Mr. Mercaptan, and shook his head.
“Ah, why indeed?” Coleman lowered his voice to a confidential whisper.
“For religious reasons,” he said, and made the sign of the cross.
“Christlike in my behaviour,
Like every good believer,
I imitate the Saviour,
And cultivate a beaver.
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