Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
“Not v—very kind, I’m af—fraid.” She looked at him sideways, and
significantly as the fastidious lady would have looked at one of the
poets.
“Well, kind enough, I hope,” said the Complete Man. He was delighted
with his new acquaintance.
Together they disembogued into the Bayswater Road. It was here, Gumbril
reflected, that the Mild and Melancholy one would dumbly have slunk away
to his glass of port and his loneliness among the alien topers at the
bar. But the Complete Man took his new friend by the elbow, and steered
her into the traffic. Together they crossed the road, together entered
the park.
“I still think you are v—very impertinent,” said the lady. “What induced
you to follow me?”
With a single comprehensive gesture, Gumbril indicated the sun, the sky,
the green trees airily glittering, the grass, the emerald lights and
violet shadows of the rustic distance. “On a day like this,” he said,
“how could I help it?”
“Original sin?”
“Oh,” the Complete Man modestly shook his head, “I lay no claim to
originality in this.”
The stranger laughed. This was nearly as good as a young poet at the
tea-table. She was very glad that she’d decided, after all, to put on
her best suit this afternoon, even if it was a little stuffy for the
warmth of the day. He, too, she noticed, was wearing a great-coat; which
seemed rather odd.
“Is it original,” he went on, “to go and tumble stupidly like an
elephant into a pitfall, head over ears, at first sight...?”
She looked at him sideways, then closed down the magnolia petals, and
smiled. This was going to be the real thing—one of those long, those
interminable, or, at any rate, indefinitely renewable conversations
about love; witty, subtle, penetrating and bold, like the conversations
in books, like the conversations across the tea-table between brilliant
young poets and ladies of quality, grown fastidious through an excessive
experience, fastidious and a little weary, but still, in their subtle
way, insatiably curious.
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