Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
See him? Well, of course, it was inevitable. He would have to see him
again some time. But he would send the Complete Man to deal with the
fellow. A Complete Man matched with a leprechaun—there could be no doubt
as to the issue.
“DEAR MR. BOLDERO,” he wrote back, “I should have come to talk over
matters before this. But I have been engaged during the last days in
growing a beard and until this has come to maturity, I cannot, as
you will easily be able to understand, leave the house. By the day
after to-morrow, however, I hope to be completely presentable and
shall come to see you at your office at about three o’clock, if that
is convenient to you. I hope we shall be able to arrange matters
satisfactorily.—Believe me, dear Mr. Boldero, yours very truly,
THEODORE GUMBRIL, JR.”
The day after to-morrow became in due course to-day; splendidly bearded
and Rabelaisianly broad in his whipcord toga, Gumbril presented himself
at Mr. Boldero’s office in Queen Victoria Street.
“I should hardly have recognized you,” exclaimed Mr. Boldero as he shook
hands. “How it does alter you, to be sure!”
“Does it?” The Complete Man laughed with a significant joviality.
“Won’t you take off your coat?”
“No, thanks,” said Gumbril. “I’ll keep it on.”
“Well,” said the leprechaun, leaning back in his chair and twinkling,
bird-like, across the table.
“Well,” repeated Gumbril on a different tone from behind the stooks of
his corn-like beard. He smiled, feeling serenely strong and safe.
“I’m sorry we should have disagreed,” said Mr. Boldero.
“So am I,” the Complete Man replied. “But we shan’t disagree for long,”
he added, with significance; and as he spoke the words he brought down
his fist with such a bang, that the inkpots on Mr. Boldero’s very solid
mahogany writing-table trembled and the pens danced, while Mr. Boldero
himself started with a genuine alarm. He had not expected them. And now
he came to look at him more closely, this young Gumbril was a great,
hulking, dangerous-looking fellow. He had thought he would be easy to
manage. How could he have made such a mistake?
Gumbril left the office with Mr. Boldero’s cheque for three hundred and
fifty pounds in his pocket and an annual income of eight hundred. His
bruised right hand was extremely tender to the touch. He was thankful
that a single blow had been enough.
CHAPTER XI
Gumbril had spent the afternoon at Bloxam Gardens. His chin was still
sore from the spirit gum with which he had attached to it the symbol of
the Complete Man; he was feeling also a little fatigued. Rosie had been
delighted to see him; St. Jerome had gone on solemnly communicating all
the time.
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