Araminta and the AutomobileLoomis, Charles Battell
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Araminta and the Automobile
Loomis, Charles Battell
Automobiles -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Christmas morning was spent in polishing up an old essay on “The Value
of the Summer as an Invigorator.” It had long been a habit of his to
work over old stuff on his holidays, and if he was about to marry he
would need to sell everything he had--of a literary-marketable nature.
But this morning a vision of a lovely girl who on the morrow was going
to sail thousands of miles away came between him and the page, and at
last he tossed the manuscript into a drawer and went out for a walk.
It was the draggiest Christmas he had ever known, and the warmest. He
dropped in at the club, but there was hardly any one there; still, he
did manage to play a few games of billiards, and at last the clock
announced that it was time to go home and dress for the Christmas
dinner.
It was half-past live when he left the club. It was twenty minutes to
six when he slipped on a piece of orange-peel, and measured his length
on the sidewalk. He was able to rise and hobble up the steps on one
foot, but the hall-boy had to help him to the elevator and thence to
his room. He dropped upon his bed, feeling white about the gills.
Orville was a most methodical man. He planned his doings days ahead
and seldom changed his schedule. But it seemed likely that unless he
was built of sterner stuff than most of the machines called men, he
would not run out of the round-house to-night. His fall had given his
foot a nasty wrench.
Some engineers, to change the simile, would have argued that the engine
was off the track, and that therefore the train was not in running
condition; but Orville merely changed engines. His own steam having
been cut off, he ordered an automobile for twenty minutes to seven; and
after he had bathed and bandaged his ankle he determined, with a grit
worthy of the cause that brought it forth, to attend that dinner even
if he paid for it in the hospital, with Annette as special nurse.
Old Mr. Nickerson, who lived across the hall, had heard of his
misfortune, and called to proffer his services.
“Shall I help you get to bed?” said he.
“I am not due in bed, Mr. Nickerson, for many hours; but if you will
give me a few fingers of your excellent old Scotch with the bouquet of
smoked herring, I will go on dressing for dinner.”
“Dear boy,” said the old gentleman almost tearfully, “it is impossible
for you to venture on your foot with such a sprain. It is badly
swollen.”
“Mr. Nickerson, my heart has received a worse wrench than my foot has,
therefore I go out to dine.” At sound of which enigmatical declaration
Mr. Nickerson hurried off for the old Scotch, and in a few minutes
Orville’s faintness had passed off, and with help from the amiable old
man he got into his evening clothes--with the exception of his left
foot, which was encased in a flowered slipper of sunset red.
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