Araminta and the AutomobileLoomis, Charles Battell
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Araminta and the Automobile
Loomis, Charles Battell
Automobiles -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Orville looked up at the brownstone front of the house with an agonized
stare, as if he would pull Mrs. Marten to the window by the power of
his eyes. But Mrs. Marten was not in the habit of pressing her nose
against the pane in an anxious search for tardy guests. In fact, it may
be asserted with confidence that it is not a Fifth Avenue custom.
At that moment the purée was being served to Mrs. Marten’s guests,
and to pretty Annette Badeau, who really looked disconsolate with the
vacant chair beside her.
“Something has happened to Orville,” said Mrs. Marten, looking over
her shoulder toward the hall door, “for he is punctuality itself.”
Mr. Joe Burton was a short, red-faced little man, with black
mutton-chop whiskers of the style of ’76, and a way of looking in
the most cheerful manner upon the dark side of things. “Dessay he’s
been run over,” said he choppily. “Wonder anyone escapes. Steam-,
gasoline-, electric-, horseflesh-, man-propelled juggernauts. Ought to
be prohibited.”
Annette could not repress a shudder. Her aunt saw it and said: “Orville
will never be run over. He’s too wide-awake. But it is very singular.”
“He may have been detained by an order for a story,” said Mr. Marten,
also with the amiable purpose of consoling Annette, for both of the
Martens knew how she felt toward Mr. Thornton.
“Maybe he’s lying on the front sidewalk, hit by a sign or bitten by a
dog. Dogs ought not to be allowed in the city; they only add to the
dangers of metropolitan existence,” jerked out Mr. Burton, in blithe
tones, totally unaware that his remarks might worry Annette.
“Dear me! I wish you’d send some one out to see, Aunt Henrietta.”
“Nonsense, Annette. Mr. Burton is always an alarmist. But, Marie, you
might step to the front door and look down the avenue. Mr. Thornton is
always so punctual that it is peculiar.”
Marie went to the front door and looked down the street just as
Thornton, gesticulating wildly, disappeared around the corner of
Fortieth Street.
“Oh, why didn’t she come sooner!” said he aloud to himself. “At least
they would know why I’m late. And she’ll be gone before I come round
again. Was there ever such luck? Oh for a good old horse that could
stop, a dear old nag that would pause and not go round and round like
a blamed carrousel! Say, driver, isn’t there any way of stopping this
cursed thing? Can’t you run it into a fence or a house? I’ll take the
risk.”
“But _I_ won’t, sir. These automobiles are very powerful, and one of
them turned over a news-stand not long since and upset the stove in it,
and nearly burned up the newsman. But there’s a plenty of time for it
to stop. I don’t have to hurry back.”
“That’s lucky,” said Orville. “I thought maybe you’d have to leave me
alone with the thing. But, say, she may run all night. Here I am due
at a dinner. I’m tired of riding. This is no way to spend Christmas.
Slacken up, and I’ll jump when I get around there again.”
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