Araminta and the AutomobileLoomis, Charles Battell
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Araminta and the Automobile
Loomis, Charles Battell
Automobiles -- Fiction; Short stories, American
So far I had damaged property to a certain extent, but I had no one but
myself to reckon with, and I was providing work for people. I always
have claimed that he who makes work for two men where there was only
work for one before, is a public benefactor, and that day I was the
friend of carpenters and other mechanics.
Along the highway we flew, our hearts beating high, but never in our
mouths, and at last we saw a team approaching us. By “a team” I mean a
horse and buggy. I was raised in Connecticut, where a team is anything
you choose to call one.
The teamster saw us. Well, perhaps I should not call him a teamster
(although he was one logically): he was our doctor, and, as I say, he
saw us.
Now I think it would have been friendly in him, seeing that I was more
or less of a novice at the art of automobiling, to have turned to the
left when he saw that I was inadvertently turning to the left, but the
practice of forty years added to a certain native obstinacy made him
turn to the right, and he met me at the same time that I met him.
The horse was not hurt, for which I am truly glad, and the doctor
joined us, and continued with us for a season, but his buggy was
demolished.
Of course I am always prepared to pay for my pleasure, and though it
was not, strictly speaking, my pleasure to deprive my physician of his
turn-out, yet if he _had_ turned out it wouldn’t have happened--and,
as I say, I was prepared to get him a new vehicle. But he was very
unreasonable; so much so that, as he was crowding us--for the seat
was not built for more than two, and he is stout--I at last told him
that I intended to turn around and carry him home, as we were out for
pleasure, and he was giving us pain.
I will confess that the events of the last few minutes had rattled
me somewhat, and I did not feel like turning just then, as the road
was narrow. I knew that the road turned of its own accord a half-mile
farther on, and so I determined to wait.
“I want to get out,” said the doctor tartly, and just as he said so
Araminta stepped on the brake, accidentally. The doctor got out--in
front. With great presence of mind I reversed, and so we did not run
over him. But he was furious and sulphurous, and that is why I have
changed to homeopathy. He was the only allopathic doctor in Brantford.
I suppose that if I had stopped and apologized, he would have made up
with me, and I would not have got angry with him; but I couldn’t stop.
The machine was now going as she had done when I left the barn, and we
were backing into town.
Through it all I did not lose my coolness. I said: “Araminta, look out
behind, which is ahead for us, and if you have occasion to jump now, do
it in front, which is behind,” and Araminta understood me.
She sat sideways, so that she could see what was going on, but that
might have been seen from any point of view, for we were the only
things going on--or backing.
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