Araminta and the AutomobileLoomis, Charles Battell
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Araminta and the Automobile
Loomis, Charles Battell
Automobiles -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“I gave up smoking to please Martha when we first married, but I do not
intend to give up the idea of running an automobile of my own, just
because she has the old-fogy notions of the Hiltons in her blood. Her
father never rode in a steam-car, although the road passed by his back
door, and all the Hiltons are old-fogyish--which sums up their faults.”
John said this to an old school-mate who was spending a Sunday at his
house.
“Wouldn’t she try one of your neighbor’s automobiles, and see how she
likes it?”
“No, sir; her no is a no. But I mean to ride in one with her sometime,
if I have to blindfold her and tell her it’s a baby-carriage.”
It may have been a week after this conversation that John and Martha
wandered in the woods picking wild flowers, and Mrs. Tucker was
inoculated with ivy-poisoning that settled in her eyes, so that for
several days she was confined to her room, and when she came out she
was told by her doctor to wear smoked glasses for a week or two,
her eyes still being inflamed and very painful. “Keep outdoors; go
riding as much as you can, but don’t take off the glasses until the
inflammation has entirely subsided,” said he.
John was sincerely sorry for his wife’s misfortune, but when he heard
that she would see through a glass darkly for the matter of a week or
two, he made up his mind to act and act quickly.
They went out for a ride that he might test her vision. The horse he
was driving was a gray, Roanoke by name.
“My dear,” said Mr. Tucker, “don’t you think that the gait of this
black horse is very like that of Roanoke?”
“I’m sure I can’t tell,” said Martha. “With these dismal glasses on
I’m not quite sure whether it’s a horse or a cow in the harness. I get
a hazy outline of some animal, but no color and little form. Don’t ever
touch poison-ivy if you value your sight.”
“Well, the doctor says you’ll be all right in a week or two. By the
way, Martha, I’m going to run down to New York to-morrow on business.
I’ll be back in the evening. If your eyes were all right you might come
along, but as it is, I guess you’d better not go down.”
“No; driving around with James will do me more good than a stuffy
train. Come home as soon as you can, dear, and--” She hesitated. “I
hate the old things, but if you are so set on trying one of those
automobiles, why don’t you do it to-morrow, when you are in New York?”
“Why, I believe I will, my dear. I wish I could overcome your prejudice
against them.”
“But you can’t, dear, so don’t try.”
When Mr. Tucker reached New York, the first thing that he did was to
visit an automobile repository.
“Would it be possible for you to let me have an automobile that could
be operated from behind, so that my wife and I could sit in front and
simply enjoy the ride?”
“Why, certainly,” said the man. “We have every style known to the most
advanced makers.”
“And could I have shafts attached to it, so that if it broke down I
could call in the services of some horse?”
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