Murray took the sheet, and an ejaculation broke from him as he saw that
it was the first issue of Willyum's paper. He hurried after Sandy,
made haste to get the sand and alkali out of his eyes and hair, and
passed into the dining room. Piute lighted a lamp, and the two friends
settled down to peruse the astounding results of Bill Hobbs's labors.
Mere print cannot reproduce the phenomenon. Mere printers cannot set
in type all that Willyum, in his blissful ignorance, had achieved in
that primary issue of the revived Helngon Star. The date had been
unchanged. The advertisements along the sides had been untouched;, yet
Willyum had managed to fill four columns, by dint of ornaments and
other aids to progress.
The news story touched first upon Tom Lee, and was begun with this lead:
We got in our midst today tmo guys that come direct from tHe hall
oj & Fame iNtwo tHe sentrel Presinct oF Two Palms$ tHe misterY has
beeu sollved:*
The article went on to say, more or less legibly, that Tom Lee was
immensely wealthy, and that he owned a string of oriental shops in the
Bay region of San Francisco. He was, in fact, a magnate pure and
simple in the antique line, and was rated many times a millionaire.
"Aiblins, now," observed Sandy, puzzling over the page with knotted
brows, "Bill is tryin' to say somethin' about a man named Scudder, but
I ain't right sure----"
Piute joined them, bringing in some dishes. "Scudder is a doc," he put
in, "and a friend of the Chinee. I'd say, offhand, that he's due to
raise partic'lar hell about to-morrow, when he sees that there paper!"
Murray whistled, as he perused the paper. "Say, Sandy--listen here!"
Willyum's remarks on Doctor Scudder were frankly illuminating about
Willyum himself:
I wunst seen tHis gink iN neworLeens.?; wHen i was vagGed and hE
was iN tHe dOck two for pedLing dope & Happy dust two the nlgge*rs
& jUdje give him hEll,? for it----
Willyum's remarks, apparently, knew no shame over the fact that he had
been "vagged"; but they excoriated Doctor Scudder as a peddler of
"dream-books" and a supplier of dope.
They went on to say that Scudder had been forced to leave New Orleans
for his own health; that he had there been a "dope" supplier to the
underworld. In language of beautiful simplicity, Willyum said that
Doctor Scudder was a top-notch crook and would murder his grandmother
for a dollar.
Sandy broke into a roar of laughter, but Murray frowned gravely.
"Willyum's asleep now, I imagine--well, let him rest in peace until
to-morrow! He's in bad."
"How come?" queried Mackintavers, while Piute stood by the kitchen door
and listened hard.
"Libel. If these things aren't true, this man Scudder can just about
rake the hair off Willyum! Confound it all, you go and put your foot
in it when I'm not around, and then Bill Hobbs goes and does the same
thing! Why, Scudder can sue for big damages----"
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