"You needn't be wastin' time and breath on me," said Mackintavers. "If
there was any money to be made in your business, I'd join ye myself.
Ye'll find eight dollars and eleven cents in my pockets, no more."
"Hold, Willyum!" ejaculated the bandit in the rear. "Let us engage our
victim in pleasing discourse. Is it possible, worthy sir, that you do
not own this fine motor car?"
"I own it until I meet someone who knows me," said Mackintavers grimly.
He had none too great a sense of humor--one contributing cause of his
downfall. But he knew that his five hundred was reasonably safe, since
the average car driver does not carry money in his sock.
"There's something familiar about the shape of your head," observed the
bandit in reflective voice. "I cannot presume to say that we have met
socially, however. May I inquire as to your name?"
Mackintavers hesitated. He was warned by a vague sense of familiarity
in this man's voice, yet he could not place the man or his companion.
However, he felt fairly confident that they were not former victims,
and concealment of his identity would in any case be futile.
"My name's Mackintavers. Aiblins, now, ye've heard of me?"
The hand holding the revolver jumped. The bandit slowly withdrew his
weapon, and made a gesture which held his companion from entering the
car to search the victim.
"Mackintavers!" he repeated. "Why, sir, we have read great things of
you in the public prints! I am glad we had your name, for we could not
rob you--on two counts. First, there is honor among thieves; second,
you are a repentant sinner. We have read in the papers that you have
devoted your entire fortune to reimbursing those whom in past years you
have dealt with ungenerously. Sir, I congratulate you!"
Mackintavers winced before the slightly sardonic voice. It was true
that the newspapers had pilloried him unmercifully; they had joined in
the landslide that had swept him away, and their tongues had cut into
him deeply.
"Who the devil are you?" he rasped, with something of his old asperity.
"You talk like a fool!"
The bandit laughed. "Mr. Mackintavers," he said gaily, "meet Willyum
Hobbs, formerly known as Bill Hobbs! At one time a famous burglar and
safecracker--I believe the technical term is 'peterman'--Willyum was
some time ago converted to the paths of rectitude. His present lapse
from virtue is due solely to hunger. Willyum, meet Mr. Mackintavers!"
Hobbs grinned cheerfully and stuck forth his hand. He was a solemn
man, was Hobbs, a very earnest and unassuming sort. It was rather
difficult to believe him a criminal. Also, Bill Hobbs had his own
ideas about society, being a well-read man of a sort.
"Glad to meet yuh," exclaimed Hobbs beamingly. "Say, that's on the
level, too! I mean, about us bein' empty. I gotta admit it don't look
honest to be stickin' yuh up, but gee! We had to do somethin' quick!
We been on the square until now, the doc an' me."
"The doc!"
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