"That he's uglier than the Duchess in _Alice_. Look at the mutants
we've recognized: the welder, a well-set-up Tarzan type; the pilot,
a clean-cut handsome dog; and Win, a raving belle. Does Jim fit in
with them? My sainted grandmother, no! And if we convince him of our
belief, he might put us on TV to broadcast it to the country. _Worlds
of Portent_ has a huge following, and people believe what they see and
hear on it. Then afterward, if _they_ get us, we won't have wasted what
may be the first and last opportunity men have had to publicize the
presence of the enemy among us."
Brave went to the visiphone. There was an atmosphere of tense disquiet
in the room now, as though things were about to burst out in violence
and passion at any second. The Indian talked with Don Mariner and Pope
and Thihling, who all agreed to come over within the hour; then he
called McEldownie. Shortly the lanky announcer was looking quizzically
at him from the screen. "How, Lo." He shuddered. "How low can you reach
for a gag? What's up?"
"Mac, can you get here right away?"
"Unholy cats--apologies to Unquote--why the rush?"
"Just say we need a good man in a hurry."
The other cocked an eyebrow. "I detect the aroma of butter, salve, and
the old oil. Okay, I'll take an air taxi. Heat up any spare steak you
have lying around. I haven't eaten breakfast."
"Naturally," said Brave, and turned off the visiphone. "There," he said
to Alan, "now all we have to do is convince them."
* * * * *
It took two hours to convert the four men to their views. Don Mariner,
because of his own findings, was with them from the first exposition;
Pope was intrigued but skeptical; Thihling was frankly incredulous; and
McEldownie was scornful and astonished by turns. At last the fierce
earnestness of Brave and Alan had its effect, and all of them were on
their feet, pacing up and down, shouting at one another, smacking their
fists into their palms and proposing unworkable plans at random.
Alan argued with Jim about the telecast. Finally the lean man said,
"All right. I'm wacked. We're all wacked. They'll take away my job,
my license, and my reputation. They'll toss us all in the hatch.
Maybe we'll be lucky and get a room together. We can sit in a ring
and make faces at each other for the next fifty years." He shrugged.
"Nevertheless, we'll do it. We'll do it tonight. If things are coming
to a head, we've got to step high and swift. I'd scheduled the
Secretary of State tonight, but he'll have to wait. I'll go down and
make arrangements. Won't say anything to the sponsors, naturally, or
the staff. They trust me ... they've done it for the last time, I
imagine. Well, I've had five good years on TV. Let's finish it in a
real crackerjack blaze of the well-known glory, gents. Here we go round
the loony bin."
"You, boy," said Alan fervently, "are okay."
"I'm a living doll," said McEldownie moodily, and left.
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