"If you can talk for thirteen minutes about it, without violating any
regulations or giving away secrets, I want you. Fuel is hot stuff with
the space-minded John Q."
"What do you think, Brave? Should we do it?"
Brave said, "Too much time and no fun, that's how it sounds to me."
"Oh, I don't know. I've never been on the air."
"Please," said McEldownie, shuddering like a leafless willow in a high
wind. "The phrase is 'on the space.' Air belongs to that outmoded,
decadent, but apparently deathless medium called radio. There, I've
said it. Have you got any mouth-washing soap?"
"A positive Hilton Boil," said Brave in the kitchen. "A real yokked-up
comic. Wait till I've fed him and we'll hurl him out."
"All right," said Alan, "I'll do it. I'm a ham at heart. When do you
want me?"
"Tomorrow night at eight vacant?"
"As vacant as--" he was going to say "Dr. Getty's head," but caught
himself in time. The TV man's flippancy was contagious. "Quite vacant.
Give Brave the directions and we'll be there."
Brave said, "Breakfast is on. There are three plates and food for two.
I hope you eat lightly, Mr. Portent."
"McEldownie, but call me Jim. I eat like a bird."
The bird, thought Alan half an hour later, must be a starving turkey
buzzard; he sighed and stood up. "We're due at work, Jim. See you at
eight tomorrow, then?"
"Seven-fifteen. I have to brief you. Cheers, gentlemen. Apologize to
the cat for me. I insulted it a while back and it's been burning holes
in my neck ever since." He took himself off, still with the illusion of
rattling bonily. Alan and Brave washed up and strolled down to their
laboratory.
Nothing happened that day or the next, save for a thorough search for
the missing welder, which turned up no trace of him. At seven-fifteen
the two friends walked into the TV studio in Manhattan.
"Hi," said McEldownie, waving a long hand. "Sit down and let's gurgle
about fuel." They did so. At one point the lean man said, "An idea.
What if Brave were to stand behind you all through the program? It'd
look impressive as hell. Sinister Indian guards scientist even on
national hookup. 'No precaution too elaborate for our men,' says head
of Project Star. How about it?"
Alan looked at Brave. He would not expose his friend to stupid
ridicule. Brave winked. "Okay," said Alan. "But no gags."
"Abso-bloody-lutely. Play it for gravity. Show people that there is
danger connected with the business. And I think there is," he added
solemnly.
Alan stared. "Why do you say that?"
"I don't mean the TV, I mean your work out on Long Island. You can't
tell me that nobody in the world wishes our country any ill, chum. We
have enemies just as we always have had. Why else the ack-ack and force
screens?"
Alan did not answer. He thought of Brave's prediction of trouble, and
he was more impressed with this lanky comedian than he had been before
that moment.
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