"That ride was about three months ago. It was my turn next to ride. I
was warming myself in the stable between my horses, for it was very
cold. About eleven o'clock in the morning I heard click-clack,
click-clack, a cracking of the whip for all the world as if for another
hundred sous for the guide, and the voice of Jean Pierre all out of
breath calling out, 'Two carriage horses!'
"'_Bon_,' said I, 'here is a good thing and it is my turn to go; 'so I
went out to get a look at the traveller.
"Well, there stood a sort of an old gig with a leather apron, a thing we
used to call a berlingot; the whole affair so covered and spattered with
mud that you couldn't tell its colour.
"I said to myself: 'Good! 'Tis a doctor who is hurrying to see some one
at the point of death.' But, _saprejeu!_ What do I hear but the voice of
the dying man himself calling out from the depths of the berlingot,
calling as loud as it could call--half a cough--half a sniffle:
"'Ah, beggar of a postilion! Ah, miserable wretch! Do you mean to kill
me tearing over the roads like this?'
"The fact is Jean Pierre had dragged the old thing along at such a pace
that the hubs were smoking.
"'Hope you've got the worth of your money, _not'-bourgeois_,' said Jean
Pierre, in a furious voice to the old berlingot.
"'There'll be four francs for the guide, won't there?' said I to Jean
Pierre, who was unhitching his horses and swearing like a pagan.
"'Four francs! Not much! Ah, no, not much; the old beast only pays
twenty-five sous.'
"'Twenty-five cents? The tariff? And you galloping him along as though
he were a prince?'
"'Yes; and the only thing I'm sorry for is that I couldn't jounce him
any faster.'
"'You are a great stupid,' said I to Jean Pierre.
"'You'll do just as I did.'
"'Not much,' said I to Jean Pierre.
"Well, they finally brought me my mount. I had named him Devastator
because he was continually committing injuries to others. It was a way
he had, that beast; man or horse, 'twas all the same to him, so that he
could get in a bite or a kick, in front or behind, anywhere in fact.
Poor Devastator!" added my guide, with a sad sigh.
Then he continued: "They brought me my horse, and before mounting him I
saw a great, dried-up, bony hand as dark as walnut-wood stretched out of
the leather apron of the berlingot to pay Jean Pierre his twenty-five
sous.
"Seeing Jean Pierre get only his twenty-five sous, I shuddered--and I
said to myself:
"'All right, old consumptive, you're going to get a famous promenade for
your twenty-five sous. We're going to take it at a walk.'
"'Where are we going, monsieur?' I asked the berlingot, for I saw no
one, even the big, dried-up, yellow fist had disappeared.
"'We are going to ----,' answered a voice, but so feebly, so faintly,
that it was as the voice of a dying man; and then the voice added,
always half coughing, half sniffling, 'But I must tell you one thing, my
good friend--'
"His good friend!" repeated my guide, in a rage.
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