English fiction -- 20th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Audrey laughed.
“There’s nobody like you,” she said.
“Don’t be absurd,” said her aunt. “I’m a most ordinary type.”
Audrey shook her sweet head.
“Most people,” she said, “would have been off. I admit it isn’t yet
time; it’s quite on the cards that I can put the trouble right. Still,
the motor’s stopped on its own, and we, against your advice, are alone
in the car. That would have been enough—for most people.”
“My dear,” said her aunt, “it’s all a question of girth. Besides, you’re
a sweet, pretty child. If all priests were as fat as I and all sinners
as charming as you, Purgatory would close down.” Audrey stepped to the
bonnet. “Now, don’t go and get oil on your fingers. They’re much too
dainty.”
“I believe it’s a question of fuel,” said Audrey, laughing. “I may be
wrong, but I think we’ve gone dry. Any way, I’ve got my gloves on.”
She opened the bonnet and sought to flood the carburettor. No petrol,
however, appeared.
“That’s right,” said Audrey. “We’re dry. But this is easy because we’ve
a can on the step.”
Mrs. Trelawney sighed.
“These technical terms,” she said, “are entirely beyond me. My impulse
is to express surprise that ‘we have a can on the step.’ Why hasn’t it
fallen off?”
“It’s a can of gasolene—petrol,” said her niece, bubbling. “It’s kept
there on purpose in case any time we run out. What I don’t understand is
that Budge assured me last night that the tank was full. I suppose the
gauge has stuck. Still . . .”
She passed to the rear of the car.
A glance at the dial showed that the gauge was working. The arrow was
pointing to ‘EMPTY.’
Audrey unscrewed the cap of the petrol-tank and peered at its depths.
These were certainly dry. What was more to the point, a tiny rent in the
metal was admitting daylight. . . .
After digesting this phenomenon, Audrey screwed on the cap and returned
to Mrs. Trelawney.
“Aunt Lettice, darling,” she said, “I’ve let you down. We’re helpless.
Our tank’s been holed. Even if Budge were here, we couldn’t move.”
“Then how,” demanded her aunt, “have you let me down?”
“You’re very generous,” said Audrey. “But if he were here, at least he
could go and get help. Now I shall have to go and leave you alone.”
“My dear,” said Mrs. Trelawney, “I’m fifty-six, I’m sleepy and I have my
tea-basket. To go further, the weather’s superb, and I’m under an elm.
Any woman who cannot in such circumstances face an hour of solitude must
be unnaturally made. You go, my dear, and prosper. I’ve no fears for
you. The first farmer you smile at will put a team at your service.”
“I’m afraid we mayn’t get to Salisbury,” said Miss de Lisle.
“Then we’ll stay at a village inn and forget the world. I love an
adventurous life. You go and smile at your farmer, and I’ll take care of
the car. If anyone comes and asks if we want any help, what shall I
say?”
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