English fiction -- 20th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“It’s tough,” said Jeremy. “It’s a tough thing to do. A woman’s supposed
to drink, not because she likes it, but because it’s the fashion or
because she needs bucking up. Very well. It’s the fashion to drink a
cocktail before your dinner. To that fashion women subscribe—many,
perhaps, cheerfully, but that’s their business. If they make a meal of
it—ask for a second helping—the assumption or fiction that they’re
following a fashion is gone and they’re merely advertising an appetite
which isn’t particularly becoming to a man, but actually degrades a
woman whoever she is.”
“I’m much obliged,” said Eve. “‘Tough’ and ‘degraded.’ I am a topper,
aren’t I? I suppose you realize that this is 1930.”
“If you mean I’m old-fashioned, I admit it. I don’t like to see a girl
drink. But that’s beside the point. I mayn’t like the fashion, but I
don’t shout about it. You can’t curse anyone for toeing the line. But I
think it’s a thousand pities to overstep it.”
Eve smote upon the table with the flat of her pretty hand.
“You don’t seem able to see,” she cried, “that you’re blowing a whole
gale about nothing at all—_nothing_. Because there’s a cocktail going
spare and I’m fool enough to give it a home, d’you seriously suggest
that I shall be branded as a sot? One swallow doesn’t make a drunkard.”
“That’s better,” said Jeremy, smiling. “That’s the way to talk. And of
course I don’t, sweetheart. I’m not such a fool. But . . . You are so
attractive, Eve, so—so dazzling, you set such a very high standard of
sweetness that when you do something that brings us down to earth we’ve
got such a long way to fall. A taste for liquor seems so much worse in
you——”
“But I haven’t a taste for liquor. I hate it. I don’t care whether I
drink a cocktail or not. Yes, I do. I’d much rather drink water.”
“I know you would,” cried Broke; “but no one else does. And when, to put
it plainly, you have a couple, then——”
“Everyone knows I don’t drink.”
“But you _do_ . . . you _are_ . . . you’re inviting attention to the
fact. Thoughtlessly, idly, of course. You don’t care a damn about
liquor: but by having a second cocktail you’re declaring your liking for
drink.”
“I don’t agree,” said Eve, “but supposing I am. Why shouldn’t I like my
liquor?”
“I’ve tried to point out,” said Jeremy wearily, “that a taste for liquor
doesn’t become you. But I think in your heart you know that. What you
won’t see is that to drink two cocktails is tough.”
“I confess I can’t,” said Eve. “What’s more, I propose to drink two more
to-night.”
“Look here,” said Broke, deliberately ignoring the glove. “It used to be
the fashion to wear short skirts, usedn’t it? Very well. You subscribed
to the fashion and wore them, too. But you didn’t exaggerate that
fashion—turn out in a dress that stopped half-way to your knees, did
you?”
“What d’you think?” said his wife.
“Some girls did.”
“Some.”
“Exactly,” cried Broke. “And because they went beyond the dictates of
Fashion, they were properly judged to be tough.”
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