"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
“Sir,
“_I am desired by this firm to inform you, that unless we hear
from you by return of post respecting the payment of our account,
we shall place the matter in the hands of our solicitors without
further notice, and regret you should have occasioned us so much
trouble through your own misunderstanding_.”
Then came the climax. The Major’s solicitor went, ticket in hand,
and tendered the 43s., when the late bullying Badbill was obliged
to write as follows:—
“_It appears you are quite correct rejecting the ticket, and we
are in error. Our ticketing clerk had placed the figure in the
wrong part of the card, the figure ‘two’ referring to the number
of chairs in stock, and not as understood to signifying chairs
for 43s.;_” and Badbill humorously concluded by expressing a hope
that the Major would return the chairs and continue his
custom—two very unlikely events, as we dare say the reader will
think, to happen.
Such, then, was the knowing gentleman who now sought the company
of Fine Billy; and considering that he is to be besieged on both
sides, we hope to be excused for having gone a little into his
host and hostess’ pedigree and performances.
The Major wrote Billy a well-considered note, saying, that when
he could spare a few days from his lordship and the foxhounds, it
would afford Mrs. Yammerton and himself great pleasure if he
would come and pay them a visit at Yammerton Grange, and the
Major would be happy to mount him, and keep his best country for
him, and show him all the sport in his power, adding, that they
had been having some most marvellous runs lately—better than any
he ever remembered.
Now, independently of our friend Billy having pondered a good
deal on the beauty of the young lady’s eyes, he could well spare
a few days from the foxhounds, for his lordship, being quite de
Glancey-cured, and wishing to get rid of him, had had him out
again, and put him on to a more fractious horse than before, who
after giving him a most indefinite shaking, had finally shot him
over his head.
The Earl was delighted, therefore, when he heard of the Major’s
invitation, and after expressing great regret at the idea of
losing our Billy, begged he would “come back whenever it suited
him:” well knowing that if he once got him out of the house, he
would be very sly if he got in again. And so Billy, who never
answered Mamma’s repeated inquiries if there were any “Miss H’s”
engaged himself to Yammerton Grange, whither the reader will now
perhaps have the kindness to accompany him.
CHAPTER XVII. ARRIVAL AT YAMMERTON GRANGE.—A FAMILY PARTY.
135m _Original Size_
AILWAYS have taken the starch out of country magnificence, as
well as out of town.
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