"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Time was when a visitor could hardly drive up to a great man’s
door in the country in a po’chav—now it would be considered very
magnificent—a bliss, or a one-oss fly being more likely the
conveyance. The Richest Commoner in England took his departure
from Tantivy Castle in a one-horse fly, into which he was
assisted by an immense retinue of servants. It was about time for
him to be gone for Mons. Jean Rougier had been what he called
“boxaing” with the Earl’s big watcher, Stephen Stout, to whom
having given a most elaborate licking, the rest of the
establishment were up in arms, and would most likely have found a
match for Monsieur among them. Jack—that is to say, Mons.
Jean—now kissed his hand, and grinned, and bowed, and
_bon-jour’d_ them from the box of the fly, with all the
affability of a gentleman who has had the best of it.
Off then they ground at as good a trot as the shaky old quadruped
could raise.
It is undoubtedly a good sound principle that Major and Mrs.
Yammerton went upon, never to invite people direct from great
houses to theirs; it dwarfs little ones so. A few days
ventilation at a country inn with its stupid dirty waiters,
copper-showing plate, and wretched cookery, would be a good
preparation, only no one ever goes into an inn in England that
can help it. Still, coming down from a first-class nobleman’s
castle to a third-class gentleman’s house, was rather a trial
upon the latter. Not that we mean to say anything disrespectful
of Yammerton Grange, which, though built at different times, was
good, roomy, and rough-cast, with a man-boy in brown and yellow
livery, who called himself the “Butler,” but whom the
women-servants called the “Bumbler.” The above outline will give
the reader a general idea of the “style of thing,” as the
insolvent dandy said, when he asked his creditors for a “wax
candle and eau-de-Cologne” sort of allowance. Everything at the
Grange of course was now put into holiday garb, both externally
and internally—gravel raked, garden spruced, stables strawed, &c.
All the Major’s old sheep-caps, old hare-snares, old hang-locks,
old hedging-gloves, pruning-knives, and implements of husbandry
were thrust into the back of the drawer of the passage table,
while a mixed sporting and military trophy, composed of whips,
swords and pistols, radiated round his Sunday hat against the
wall above it.
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