"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
The drawing-room, we need not say, underwent metamorphose, the
chairs and sofas suddenly changing from rather dirty print to
pea-green damask, the druggeted carpet bursting into cornucopias
of fruit and gay bouquets, while a rich cover of many colours
adorned the centre table, which, in turn, was covered with the
proceeds of the young ladies’ industry. The room became a sort of
exhibition of their united accomplishments. The silver inkstand
surmounted a beautiful unblemished blotting-book, fresh pens and
paper stood invitingly behind, while the little dictionary was
consigned, with other “sundries,” to the well of the ottoman.
As the finishing preparations were progressing, the Major and
Mrs. Yammerton carried on a broken discussion as to the programme
of proceedings, and as, in the Major’s opinion,
“There’s nothing can compare, To hunting of the hare,”
he wanted to lead off with a _gallope_, to which Mrs. Yammerton
demurred. She thought it would be a much better plan to have a
quiet day about the place—let the girls walk Mr. Pringle up to
Prospect Hill to see the view from Eagleton Rocks, and call on
Mrs. Wasperton, and show him to her ugly girls, in return for
their visit with Mr. Giles Smith. The Major, on the contrary,
thought if there was to be a quiet day about the place, he would
like to employ it in showing Billy a horse he had to sell; but
while they were in the midst of the argument the click of front
gate sneck, followed by the vehement bow-wow-wow-wow-wow bark of
the Skye terrier, Fury, announced an arrival, and from behind a
ground-feathering spruce, emerged the shaky old horse, dragging
at its tail the heavily laden cab. Then there was such a
scattering of crinoline below, and such a gathering of cotton
above, to see the gentleman alight, and such speculations as to
his Christian name, and which of the young ladies he would do
for.
“I say his name’s Harry!” whispered Sally Scuttle, the housemaid,
into Benson’s—we beg pardon—Miss Benson’s, the ladies’-maid’s
ear, who was standing before her, peeping past the faded curtains
of the chintz-room.
“I say it’s John!” replied Miss Benson, now that Mr. Pringle’s
head appeared at the window.
“I say it’s Joseph!” interposed Betty Bone, the cook, who stood
behind Sally Scuttle, at which speculation they all laughed.
“Hoot, no! he’s not a bit like Joseph,” replied Sally, eyeing
Billy as he now alighted.
“Lauk! he’s quite a young gent,” observed Bone.
“_Young!_ to be sure!” replied Miss Henson; “you don’t s’pose we
want any old’uns here.”
“He’ll do nicely for Miss;” observed Sally.
“And why not for Miss F.?” asked Henson, from whom she had just
received an old gown.
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