"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Monsieur Jean Rougier having taken the general bearings of the
family as he stood behind “me lor Pringle’s” chair, retired from
active service on the coming in of the cheese, and proceeded to
Billy’s apartment, there to arrange the toilette table, and see
that everything was _comme il faut_. Billy’s dirty boots, of
course, he took downstairs to the Bumbler to clean, who, in turn,
put them off upon Solomon.
Very smart everything in the room was. The contents of the
gorgeous dressing-case were duly displayed on the fine white
damask cloth that covered the rose-colour-lined muslin of the
gracefully-fringed and festooned toilette cover, whose flowing
drapery presented at once an effectual barrier to the legs, and
formed an excellent repository for old crusts, envelopes,
curlpapers, and general sweepings. Solid ivory hair-brushes, with
tortoiseshell combs, cosmetics, curling fluids, oils and essences
without end, mingled with the bijouterie and knick-nacks of the
distinguished visitor. Having examined himself attentively in the
glass, and spruced up his bristles with Billy’s brushes, Jack
then stirred the fire, extinguished the toilette-table candle,
which he had lit on coming in, and produced a great blue blouse
from the bottom drawer of the wardrobe, in which, having
enveloped himself in order to prevent his fine clothes catching
dust, he next crawled backwards under the bed. He had not lain
there very long ere the opening and shutting of downstairs doors,
with the ringing of a bell, was followed by the rustling of
silks, and the light tread of airy steps hurrying along the
passage, and stopping at the partially-opened door. Presently
increased light in the apartment was succeeded by less rustle and
tip-toe treads passing the bed, and making up to the
looking-glass. The self-inspection being over, candles were then
flashed about the room in various directions; and Jack having now
thrown all his energies into his ears, overheard the following
hurried _sotto voce_ exclamations:—
First Voice. “Lauk! what a little dandy it is!”
Second Voice. “Look, I say! look at his boots—one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten: ten pair, as I live,
besides jacks and tops.”
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First Voice. “And shoes in proportion,” the speaker running her
candle along the line of various patterned shoes.
Second Voice. (Advancing to the toilette-table). “Let’s look at
his studs. Wot an assortment! Wonder if those are diamonds or
paste he has on.”
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