"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
General
"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Very much shocked was Mamma at the announcement; and the young
ladies were so put about, that they could scarcely compose
themselves at the piano, while Miss Harriet’s voice soared
exultingly as she accompanied herself on her harp.
CHAPTER XIX. THE MAJOR’S STUD.
MRS. Yammerton carried the day, and the young ladies carried
paper-booted Billy, or rather walked him up to Mrs. Wasperton’s
at Prospect Hill, and showed him the ugly girls, and also the
beautiful view from Eagleton Rocks, over the wide-spreading vale
of Vernerley beyond, which, of course, Billy enjoyed amazingly,
as all young gentlemen do enjoy views under such pleasant
circumstances. Perhaps he might have enjoyed it more, if two out
of three of the dear charmers had been absent, but then things
had not got to that pass, and Mamma would not have thought it
proper—at least, not unless she saw her way to a very decided
preference—which, of course, was then out of the question. Billy
was a great swell, and the “chaws” who met him stared with
astonishment at such an elegant parasol’d exquisite, picking his
way daintily along the dirty, sloppy, rutty lanes. Like all
gentlemen in similar circumstances, he declared his boots
“wouldn’t take in wet.”
Of course, Mamma charged the girls not to be out late, an
injunction that applied as well to precaution against the night
air, as to the importance of getting Billy back by afternoon
stable time, when the Major purposed treating him to a sight of
his stud, and trying to lay the foundation of a sale.
Perhaps our sporting readers would like to take a look into the
Major’s stable before he comes with his victim, Fine Billy. If
so, let them accompany us; meanwhile our lady friends can skip
the chapter if they do not like to read about horses—or here; if
they will step this way, and here comes the Dairymaid, they can
look at the cows: real Durham short-horns, with great milking
powers and most undeniable pedigrees. Ah, we thought they would
tickle your fancy. The cow is to the lady, what the horse is to
the gentleman, or, on the score of usefulness, what hare-hunting
is to fox-hunting—or shooting to hunting. Master may have many
horses pulled backwards out of his stable without exciting half
the commiseration among the fair, that the loss of one nice quiet
milk-giving cushy cow affords. Cows are friendly creatures. They
remember people longer than almost any other animal, dogs not
excepted. Well, here are four of them, Old Lily, Strawberry
Cream, Red Rose, and Toy; the house is clean and sweet, and
smells of milk, and well-made hay, instead of the nasty
brown-coloured snuff-smelling stuff that some people think good
enough for the poor cow.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account