"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In EnglandSurtees, Robert Smith
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"Ask Mamma"; or, The Richest Commoner In England
Surtees, Robert Smith
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fox hunting -- Fiction
_Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow_ went Fury again, the proceeds of this
bark being Mr. and Mrs. Tightlace, who now entered, the former
“‘oping they weren’t late,” as he smirked, and smiled, and looked
round for the youth on whom he had to vent his “British
Sportsman” knowledge—the latter speedily drawing Mrs. Yammerton
aside—to the ladies know what. But it was “no go” again. Mrs.
Yammerton really didn’t know what Mrs. Tightlace meant. No; she
_really_ didn’t. Nor did Mrs. Tightlace’s assurance that it was
“the talk of the country,” afford any clue to her meaning—but
Mrs. Tightlace’s large miniature brooch being luckily loose, Mrs.
Yammerton essayed to fasten it, which afforded her an opportunity
of bursting into transports of delight at its beauty, mingled
with exclamations as to its “_wonderful_ likeness to Mr. T.,”
though in reality she was looking at Mrs. Tightlace’s berthe, to
see whether it was machinery lace, or real.
Then the grand rush took place; and Fury’s throat seemed wholly
inadequate to the occasion, as first Blurkins’s Brougham, then
Jarperson’s Gig, next the corn-cutter’s _calèche_, and lastly,
Hetherington’s Dog-cart whisked up to the door, causing a meeting
of the highly decorated watered silks of the house, and the
hooded enveloped visitors hurrying through the passage to the
cloak-room.
By the time the young ladies had made their obeisances and got
congratulated on their looks, the now metamorphosed visitors came
trooping in, flourishing their laced kerchiefs, and flattening
their _chapeaux mèchaniques_ as they entered. Then the full
chorus of conversation was established; moon, hounds, turnips,
horses.
Parliament, with the usual—“Oi see by the papers that Her Majesty
is gone to Osborne,” or, “Oi see by the papers that the Comet is
coming;” while Mrs. Rocket Larkspur draws Miss Yammerton aside to
try what she can fish out of her. But here comes Fine Billy, and
if ever hero realised an author’s description of him, assuredly
it is our friend, for he sidles as unconcernedly into the room as
he would into a Club or Casino, with all the dreamy listlessness
of a thorough exquisite, apparently unconscious of any change
having taken place in the party. But if Billy is unconscious of
the presence of strangers, his host is not, and forthwith he
inducts him into their acquaintance—Hetherington’s, Hyæna’s, and
all.
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